Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

My favorite doogism comes from when we sign an undersized 2 star lineman. "After three years with Ivan, player X will be 50 pounds heavier and a monster by his redshirt junior year."

My other favorite recruiting doogism is when a player like Jamie Bryant obviously sucks judging by no other offers and not even making an impact in high school, and Eklund will make up some bullshit like, "He has great feet" and doogs just eat it up.
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You've never had a 300lb man give you a footjob?
 
4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"

Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

How did that 4 years shit work out......
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So, Egypt should have given the "Brotherhood" 4 years before they had an opinion? I'm not arguing, I just want to understand Doog Rules.

Would the fucking Arabs tolerate Pool Boy? When you wear a scarf it makes you go faggot? I'm just a confused infidel, Haid D Salaami. Do you eat doog? Please show me the way to Paradise?

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It was used a lot on 2007 and 2008 back when the schedule was actually hard: "This year's team could be better despite having fewer wins!"

Then there's the ever changing special year. Now it's anywhere between 2014 and 2018.
 
3 pages and no one has brought up the biggest doogism of all time:

"This is a young team."

Brought up annually by Doog Fucking Baird and it's never been challenged by anyone in the Doog media. No one on KJR or Doogman has ever called anyone out for speaking this fucking tripe every year for the past 12 fucking years.
 
3 pages and no one has brought up the biggest doogism of all time:

"This is a young team."

Brought up annually by Doog Fucking Baird and it's never been challenged by anyone in the Doog media. No one on KJR or Doogman has ever called anyone out for speaking this fucking tripe every year for the past 12 fucking years.
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I almost went there but I figured it was too easy.
 
It's the players who make the mistakes that lose games or prevent their team from winning, not the coaches.

I'm probably not expressing this correctly or fully, but the doogism that's always driven me to distraction is the football ignorance or stupidity that has collegiate football playing athletes losing games because they lack talent or work ethic while their blameless coaches stand helpless on the sideline watching their program lose again while they draw huge salaries.
 
Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

What a fucking joke.
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I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.
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I really don't think these guys are that well connected. They take guesses most of the time and you are bound to get some right. I love it when Doogs think these guys actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
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Here is how I understand it to work, as explained by someone who would know:

They hear some good stuff now and again but aren't allowed to tell people so basically everything they do know is a secret and what they are willing to say is guessing.
 
"Why are you here troll?"

That one is the universal last resort of the doog, front the dumbest of the dumb - krisV - to the slightly less dumb - everyone else.
 
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My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.
 
My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.
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That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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It was a Kim GrinoldsFS special after the Arizona 52-17 plunger raping when Sark had Price throw it 52 times despite them being terrible against the run.
 
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