Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
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Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.
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@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
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*Poasters who should *poast more
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My darkhorse infrequent poster is @Saracen
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@Lawrence_of_a_Labia lol
 
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@GrundleStiltzkin

It isn't close.

The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.

Negatives: go fuck yourself.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin

What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one
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Wooood, and her too
 
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@Mad_Son -- My game thread brother-in-arms. Smart dude, funny, needs to post more. Especially when he’s drunk. I always imagined he looks like Gerard Butler IRL so I hope I never meet him and have my illusion shattered.
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My @Mad_Son illusion was shattered lol. Handsome enough chap though.
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year.[/b] Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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Oh my.
 
Before #1 some other honorable mentions:

@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I
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