Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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#9 is next

*dawgncarolina

Lol at way too many fucking adjectives. Well played.
 
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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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#9 is next

LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this bored

yeah, he should have played safety
 
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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

10. dnc
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#9 is next

LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this bored

yeah, he should have played baseball

 
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@ThomasFremont

The Bran to my Hodor. The Boobs to my Harv. The Steve Holmes to my Manuel Ferrara. Fremont and I will one day co-host the first ever podcast that combines Game of Thrones with College Football. One day. Fremont is a HH oG, terrific troll when he wants to be, quite hilarious and has a very jaded, dry outlook on most things -- which is a nice contrast against most of the tryhard posters here. The bored would not be the same were he to LEAVE! His IDRGAF attitude is at its best when @puppylove_sugarsteel wages his horrifyingly fascinating war of words on him. Hmmm.

Negatives: tug poster, I guess? iono. Has bad teeth. Would guffaw at J's meltdown and encourage him.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

10. dnc
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#9 is next

LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this bored
Loads of potential, wildly chinaccurate and beloved by doogs.

Checks out.
 
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@ThomasFremont

The Bran to my Hodor. The Boobs to my Harv. The Steve Holmes to my Manuel Ferrara. Fremont and I will one day co-host the first ever podcast that combines Game of Thrones with College Football. One day. Fremont is a HH oG, terrific troll when he wants to be, quite hilarious and has a very jaded, dry outlook on most things -- which is a nice contrast against most of the tryhard posters here. The bored would not be the same were he to LEAVE! His IDRGAF attitude is at its best when @puppylove_sugarsteel wages his horrifyingly fascinating war of words on him. Hmmm.

Negatives: tug poster, I guess? iono. Has bad teeth. Would guffaw at J's meltdown and encourage him.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
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on behalf of @Swaye - Hurtful. He is the HH resident 8ball superiority guy
 
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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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#9 is next

Huh. So that's what dnc stands for

Technically, it should be dic. #justsayin'
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

10. dnc
9.
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1.

#9 is next

*dawgncarolina

Lol at way too many fucking adjectives. Well played.

*acronyms moran
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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I should have been 7.

Keep up.
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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5.
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I should have been 7.

Keep up.

Boobs please come back. We need you now more than ever.
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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I should have been 7.

Keep up.

Sven, you will be #7 on the future "top 10 poasters who should poast less" thread

you will also be #1
 
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@RaceBannon

A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrote writes Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.

Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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I should have been 7.

Keep up.

Sven, you will be #7 on the future "top 10 poasters who should poast less" thread

you will also be #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #8, and #9

 
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