Portland versus Seattle

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BTW, both cities claim to have "men", but does this chart take into account the pussy-ass hipsters and total flamers?

@TheChart, what say you?
 
Seattle is better than Portland. The women are mediocre at best, but other than that, they are good places to live. Both are way better than anywhere in the Midwest or South. Chicago is pretty cool, but the weather is terrible. I might take Nashville over Seattle and Portland, but I can't be certain because I didn't do anything but get drunk, bang sluts, and listen to great music. I don't know why everyone gets off thinking either Seattle or Portland is that bad though.
 
I really like em' both. If I didn't already own a villa in Haole Kai I would prob return to the NW somewherez when I retire
 
I really like em' both. If I didn't already own a villa in Haole Kai I would prob return to the NW somewherez when I retire

Now is that ewa of oahu or ewa of kawhy?
 
Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.

Really awesome place. And full of haoles.

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Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.

Really awesome place. And full of haoles.

hawaii%20kai%20marina%20aerial.jpg

I've never been there, but it looks pretty sweet.
 
Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.

Really awesome place. And full of haoles.

hawaii%20kai%20marina%20aerial.jpg

Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.
 
Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.

Really awesome place. And full of haoles.

hawaii%20kai%20marina%20aerial.jpg

Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.

That's the best part. My house is at 20', so it would have to be a Tohoku-level tsunami to fuck it up, even though I'm on the marina. There's also a kind of barrier strip on the seaward side of the marina that would take most of the impact from a tsunami. Also, too, Maunalua Bay is like 1' deep for about 1/4 mile out, then deepens gradually. No hard shelf, like on the North Shore. Even so, I get an alert on my phone whenever there is a magnitude 6.0 quake anywhere in the Pacific basin
 
Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.

Really awesome place. And full of haoles.

hawaii%20kai%20marina%20aerial.jpg

Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.

That's the best part. My house is at 20', so it would have to be a Tohoku-level tsunami to fuck it up, even though I'm on the marina. There's also a kind of barrier strip on the seaward side of the marina that would take most of the impact from a tsunami. Also, too, Maunalua Bay is like 1' deep for about 1/4 mile out, then deepens gradually. No hard shelf, like on the North Shore. Even so, I get an alert on my phone whenever there is a magnitude 6.0 quake anywhere in the Pacific basin

Only the first 6' are consensual.
 
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