Portland versus Seattle

No mention of My Storm under professional sports teams.

Great poont... Lauren Jackson and Sue Bird need to write and angry letter or two.

Why do you hate Hope Solo and the women's pro soccer team? oh wait, abundance.

Shows you how much I care about soccer. If the Sounders emblem wasn't on AZDuck's chart, I would have forgotten about them too.
 
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Get a parody tv show made about your city, and then pop off.
 
People from Portland are more of the annoying hipsters that haul around a typewriter to coffee shops and never stfu about their calligraphy class at Reed College. People from Seattle are more of the dirty hippy types that scorn you for flushing their toilet that has had piss and shit rot in it for about a week.

#SimultaneousNukesPlz
 
Vancouver BC beats the fuck out of both Seattle and Portland.

I can kinda get with that. They have the Canucks though, always a black eye for that city.
 
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