Parker Brailsford, 2022 3* OG, Scottsdale (Saguaro), AZ (Committed)

[FremontTroll]

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If only they had Quora back then.
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If only they had Quora back then.
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Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?

Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?

 

[RaceBannon]

Let's ask @RuffaloSoldier

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

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If only they had Quora back then.
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If only they had Quora back then.
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Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?

Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?

The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.



The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.

There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.

I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:

Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch:

Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby:

If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:


Then blame the foreigner:


If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:


The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:



Introduce baby mama to some new friends:


Invest in better contractors:

 

[FremontTroll]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

 

[TommySQC]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh

@Doog_de_Jour

 

[RoadDawg55]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh

The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.

 

[dnc]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh

The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.

I assumed it was chintentional

 

[rustysavage]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Poor kids. At that age it's hard to fathom how many adults are actually sad little cunts.

 

[TommySQC]

Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh

The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.

I assumed it was chintentional

it was

 

[KrunkJuice]

 

[Baseman]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

 

[backthepack]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

What’s his 40 time?

 

[Baseman]

I also feel like we need to get his dad on Hardcore Husky. He has potential to be up there with Papa Odunze, and is an actual army ranger.

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https://twitter.com/PLBinAZ

Hello, from Arizona...and thank you to the person that directed me here. Our family is really excited about Parker's commitment to UW. Go Dawgs!

Who's gonna be the first to give @PapaBrailsford a Fuck Off?

Of coarse that would be @CallMeBigErn

@PapaBrailsford ignore this terminally negative jerk

I'm all chins for @PapaBrailsford. Just wondering who's gonna be the first to give him the FO and hear a knock at their door. I have a few in mind.

Figure me in the mix but FO's here can be endearing just as they can be negative.

There is FO and there is FO.

Papa might say, 'Yeah Parker trucked this guy.' and it's like 'FO, serious?!'

Then there is a TruBlu or DJ Duck post and we say, 'FO! LEAVE.'

 

[Baseman]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

What’s his 40 time?

4.58

 

[79smoothdawg]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

What’s his 40 time?

4.58

 

[backthepack]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

What’s his 40 time?

4.58

WHAT

 

[backthepack]

@PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

What’s his 40 time?

4.58

Is this true @PapaBrailsford?

 

[Baseman]

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If only they had Quora back then.
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If only they had Quora back then.
View attachment 40453

Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?

Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?

The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.

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The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.

There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.

I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:

Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch: View attachment 40457

Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby: View attachment 40458

If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:
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Then blame the foreigner:
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If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:
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The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:
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Introduce baby mama to some new friends:
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Invest in better contractors:
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Where are you going with all this?

 

[TrumpsWall]

See what happens when you leave for a while?