Parker Brailsford, 2022 3* OG, Scottsdale (Saguaro), AZ (Committed)

I also feel like we need to get his dad on Hardcore Husky. He has potential to be up there with Papa Odunze, and is an actual army ranger.

View attachment 40378
https://twitter.com/PLBinAZ

Hello, from Arizona...and thank you to the person that directed me here. Our family is really excited about Parker's commitment to UW. Go Dawgs!

Who's gonna be the first to give @PapaBrailsford a Fuck Off?

Of coarse that would be @CallMeBigErn

@PapaBrailsford ignore this terminally negative jerk

I'm all chins for @PapaBrailsford. Just wondering who's gonna be the first to give him the FO and hear a knock at their door. I have a few in mind.
 
Last edited:
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

Not entirely true, DDY once did a 180 on a Pac12 DPOY LB whom he despised for being undersized DDY1 once it twas discovered he had two moms.
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

You should check out the Enumclaw truck stop... frequented by many a hardcore members.

I’ll let someone else fill you in on the porking lot.
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.

No...no...not all...I admire your dedication.

On second thought, I'll probably take a pass. It's not you, really. It's me.

Colorado?...
1997-2003 https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=1803891
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.

No...no...not all...I admire your dedication.

On second thought, I'll probably take a pass. It's not you, really. It's me.

Colorado?...
1997-2003 https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=1803891

POTD
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.

No...no...not all...I admire your dedication.

On second thought, I'll probably take a pass. It's not you, really. It's me.

Colorado?...
1997-2003 https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=1803891

POTD

Kiss ass of the day... at least you’re not bullying him. Proud of your progress dnc.
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.

No...no...not all...I admire your dedication.

On second thought, I'll probably take a pass. It's not you, really. It's me.

Colorado?...
1997-2003 https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=1803891

POTD

Kiss ass of the day... at least you’re not bullying him. Proud of your progress dnc.

I never bully the dads
 
hppduo7xm657.png
 
fellating of the parents - a classic recruiting bored story

To be fair, we? only fellate recruits dads.

And I thought that this was the type of “recruiting” that occurred only at Miami, Colorado, or under Les Miles. UW rocks!

At those schools, coeds are usually in charge of the fellating while here at UW, you get people like us. Hope you’re not disappointed.

No...no...not all...I admire your dedication.

On second thought, I'll probably take a pass. It's not you, really. It's me.

Colorado?...
1997-2003 https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=1803891

View attachment 2726
 
Back
Top