Pitchfork51
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Want to trade cars?
Before you say no, I'll throw in the mostly used bags of weed in the glove box and the unused rubbers in the right rear floorboard. Think about it.
Slimy, yet satisfying.
OT: story behind your username?
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Slimy, yet satisfying.
You didn't listen carefully, I said BYU girls engage in bagpiping.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping
When you live here, you learn way too much about the local religion, whether you wan't to or not.
Even though I'm a deranged motherfucker, bagpiping never occurred to me. I was made aware of this BYU sex act through a Utah message board. To my knowledge, it's not performed anywhere else.
Pitchfork51
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I was engaged to a Mormon chick. However this is news to me.
backthepack
New Fish
Mormon girls are fun? Jesus christ
Fenderbender123
New Fish
My name has always fit who I am in real life. Right now, I drink and drive a lot. Before that, I used to play a Fender guitar. And before that, I was so strong that I worked in my uncle's collision repair shop, bending fenders back into place.
Edit: The 123 represents the PIN for my debit card.
Edit: The 123 represents the PIN for my debit card.
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biak1
New Fish
Seventh grade, first baby steps into the internet playing some browser-based build-an-alien then fight game. Don't remember the name but maybe some of you fags know what I'm talking about. Then came MOHAA.
I needed a name, friend suggested Biakabatuka, who I learned was a Michigan/NFL RB with a kickass name. That got shortened to biak for brevity, and the one was added at some point because I wanted to live rent free in DDY's scrumptralescent head.
I needed a name, friend suggested Biakabatuka, who I learned was a Michigan/NFL RB with a kickass name. That got shortened to biak for brevity, and the one was added at some point because I wanted to live rent free in DDY's scrumptralescent head.
Pitchfork51
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Im still trying to figure out mohaa
backthepack
New Fish
Flagged for no pics and no context giving
Google is your friend.
"One of the things that I picked up while I was in the Orem/ Provo area was the mormons bizarre facination with sex. They’re obsessed with it. I’ve heard tons of stories about “soaking”, “docking”, “floating”, and “bagpiping”, which apparently are several types of “almost sex” that the kids at BYU cooked up in order to “bend the rules”- do the deed but avoid the consequences because it’s technically not sex. They want the reward but not the shame."
TTJ
New Fish
In the 90s, I trolled John Clayton at KJR in a couple on-air phone calls as "Jerry from Tacoma." (I actually lived in Tacoma at the time, but @dnc and a few others here know my name's not Jerry.) This eventually became TTownJerry on dm.c. Then later TTJ here. Which some have interpreted as TehranTownJerry, due to my known ties to Islamist Extremism.
Pitchfork51
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There is no right context.
TurdBomber
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Graduated in '90. Then had Tyee Club season tickets in '07 and '08 during the Ty regime. Drunk tailgating was the only fun, when bitching about what a loser Ty was got you labeled a racist. The only metaphor for that period is a steaming pile of shit, followed by the "at least we're going to a [shit] bowl" Sark era. Ty's steaming POS morphed into buffing Sark's turds. It could happen again in this uber-PC environment; All we need is a sexual assault allegation.
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I was always some version of duckfighter when Kim gave me a regular dfi column and I needed a name. Was always a Johnny Quest fan
No sooner do I pick the name than all these posters started linking to gay leather sites where Race Bannon was a thing.
I kept it out of stubbornness
No sooner do I pick the name than all these posters started linking to gay leather sites where Race Bannon was a thing.
I kept it out of stubbornness
TurdBomber
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Disturbing.