OT: story behind your username?

So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
 
So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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I forgot one of the most important parts...Jolie is part Iroquois. Iroquois is linguistically related to Cherokee so I always assumed we could communicate with a series of guttural grunts during the fucking part of our relationship. This is appealing because I'm an idiot.
 
So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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Talk about just fizzling out at the end.
 
I had the coolest name ever with the best story --- but Vladimir Karatakoff and a team of Russians hijacked my account and dumped this boring shitfuck name on me
 
So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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Talk about just fizzling out at the end.
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It can't all be disco shit.
 
Mine came back from the early 90's when we got our first computer, an IBM Aptiva. I needed a username so I could hit on women on ICQ.

The Mosster part was my nickname growing up and I always wanted to joing the Air Force which was created in 1947.
 


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I forgot one of the most important parts...Jolie is part Iroquois. Iroquois is linguistically related to Cherokee so I always assumed we could communicate with a series of guttural grunts during the fucking part of our relationship. This is appealing because I'm an idiot.[/QUOTE]

Thought this would be about smoke signals
 
i think the initials are self explanatory, basically running from my original handle and lack any imagination. I have shoppers remorse for the term/word Bruh. Shocked that DDY didn't lump me in with the numeric fags.
 
"Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa

Basically, I am a music history superiority guy and this is perhaps the most Husky specific rock lyrics that i am aware of.
 
What compelled you to use that particular name? Why does @Swaye call himself Swaye? What is the story behind @TierbsHsotBoobs?

I'm a dork and William Ewart Gladstone is my favorite historical figure.
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Gladstone too liberal. Give me a proper Tory PM like Disraeli.
 
When I got to UW you could only have 8 characters in your email address. whlinder was it. Kept it as a username on various places. One less thing to remember.

Most. Boring. Handle. Ever.
 
I joined Doogman in Alexis' freshman year, figured he and I looked pretty similar. (He, a really buff black guy, me a skinny white guy). Was pretty amazed no one had already grabbed the name, considering his obvious future first round status. (And Sean Sweat wasn't on the team yet)
 
I just put "Dawgs" and my car "Daytona" together
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Want to trade cars?

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Before you say no, I'll throw in the mostly used bags of weed in the glove box and the unused rubbers in the right rear floorboard. Think about it.
 
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