Oregon Week!

[CallMeBigErn]

One thing is certain, Eastern Oregon>>>>Eastern Washington and it's not even close. Love me some Eastern Oregon.

I will fight you at a time and place of your choosing.

On the summit of Steens Mountain Friday 5PM. Two men enter, one man leave[/b] (aka fall 5000 feet off the eastern flank). Be there.

Is it you or your buddy I’m going to spare?

Leave my dog out of this.

 

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“Phil Knight money/Uof0 Honey/OMG there goes another snow bunny”https://twitter.com/BigShaun/status/1163638994459975681

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

 

[QuackAddict]

I am an Oregonian who has a second home 2 miles out of Rainier National Park. I am also a major outdoor enthusiast - mostly hiking. I'll take Seattle over Portland. Mt. Rainier over Mt. Hood. Oregon coast over WA coast (except Long Beach is excellent). Eastern Oregon over eastern Washington (though I love Spokane). One thing we can all agree upon is some of the most beautiful parts of WA and OR are shared along the southern border in the form of the Columbia River Gorge.

Yet with all of the beauty found in both states, 9 months out of the year I want to off-myself due to grey skies, rain, and the inability to tell whether it is 5AM or 5PM most dreary days.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I am an Oregonian who has a second home 2 miles out of Rainier National Park. I am also a major outdoor enthusiast - mostly hiking. I'll take Seattle over Portland. Mt. Rainier over Mt. Hood. Oregon coast over WA coast (except Long Beach is excellent). Eastern Oregon over eastern Washington (though I love Spokane). One thing we can all agree upon is some of the most beautiful parts of WA and OR are shared along the southern border in the form of the Columbia River Gorge.

Yet with all of the beauty found in both states, 9 months out of the year I want to off-myself[/b] due to grey skies, rain, and the inability to tell whether it is 5AM or 5PM most dreary days.

You'll have to go back to Oregon for that.

LEAVE

 

[YellowSnow]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

Bachelor has way better vertical than either Crystal or Baker. They get plenty of snow. Far shorter lift lines than Crystal on the weekends.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

Bachelor has way better vertical than either Crystal or Baker. They get plenty of snow. Far shorter lift lines than Crystal on the weekends.

Bachelor is the only thing in Oregon that is better than anything comparable in Washington. That doesn't mean Bachelor is better than EVERYTHING in Washington because it isn't. Don't twist.

Fuck off, Oregon.

Defend your turf, bitches.

 

[Swaye]

I am an Oregonian who has a second home 2 miles out of Rainier National Park. I am also a major outdoor enthusiast - mostly hiking. I'll take Seattle over Portland. Mt. Rainier over Mt. Hood. Oregon coast over WA coast (except Long Beach is excellent). Eastern Oregon over eastern Washington (though I love Spokane). One thing we can all agree upon is some of the most beautiful parts of WA and OR are shared along the southern border in the form of the Columbia River Gorge.

Yet with all of the beauty found in both states, 9 months out of the year I want to off-myself due to grey skies, rain, and the inability to tell whether it is 5AM or 5PM most dreary days.

Sounds like you should probably kill yourself.

And LEAVE!

 

[Fenderbender123]

Portland and Seattle, Washington and Oregon - those are the same things. If you think the place you’re taking shits is better or different then you’re wrong.

Same shit. Trees, rain, hobos. Just a few degrees latitude difference. Amazon, Microsoft, Intel, Nike. Same shit.

Sales tax and pumping gas are the difference, that’s it. We have to rely on our football teams to tell us what is better.

This. People from Portland love to talk shit on Seattle and people from Seattle love to talk shit on Portland. What that really means is that they probably haven't lived or traveled much outside of the NW. Spend some time extended time in the other major cities (aside from Austin, Denver, and San Diego--which are the only ones I personally would put up there with the NW) and you'll realize how great both Portland and Seattle are in comparison.

Portland and Seattle are like Coke and Pepsi. They share more similarities with each other than they do with anything else. But Coke is better and so is Seattle.

 

[QuackAddict]

I am an Oregonian who has a second home 2 miles out of Rainier National Park. I am also a major outdoor enthusiast - mostly hiking. I'll take Seattle over Portland. Mt. Rainier over Mt. Hood. Oregon coast over WA coast (except Long Beach is excellent). Eastern Oregon over eastern Washington (though I love Spokane). One thing we can all agree upon is some of the most beautiful parts of WA and OR are shared along the southern border in the form of the Columbia River Gorge.

Yet with all of the beauty found in both states, 9 months out of the year I want to off-myself due to grey skies, rain, and the inability to tell whether it is 5AM or 5PM most dreary days.

Sounds like you should probably kill yourself.

And LEAVE!

Oh if I'm offing myself I plan on taking some Husky fans with me. When is the next time I'll see you at your mother's house?

 

[Fenderbender123]

Moses Lake > Hermiston

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Moses Lake > Hermiston

Wenatchee > Umatilla

Bend > Pasco, d'uh.

Walla Walla > Pendleton

Spokane > Ontario.

Cheney > Baker City

Fuck off, Oregon.

 

[creepycoug]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

No. Stop.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

No. Stop.

The G&R Compound gets better snow than all of those.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

Taken as seriously as our popularity contest?

Fuck you all who didn’t vote for me as I lost to a then dead baseman.

#neverforget

 

[YellowSnow]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

No. Stop.

The G&R Compound gets better snow than all of those.

No place in the US gets more snow than Baker. But @PurpleThrobber if you're inland a ways it could be "better". And I, of course, great up in the GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH so am somewhat of an expert on this subject.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

No. Stop.

The G&R Compound gets better snow than all of those.

No place in the US gets more snow than Baker. But @PurpleThrobber if you're inland a ways it could be "better". And I, of course, great up in the GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH so am somewhat of an expert on this subject.

The G&R Compound apparently doesn't have guns either, so I'm reading with hyperbole.

 

[YellowSnow]

You all laugh, but this was a real live debate over at Doogman years back. It morphed into a state level debate where people were comparing / competing over which state had the better geographical topography and greater natural beauty. CastlerockRon/royotis was throwing down for Washington, arguing that Oregon just didn't have an answer for Mt. Rayonier. There were protracted arguments between morons over whether Olympic National Park was better than Crescent Lake, etc. etc.

This literally went on for months and people were taking it seriously.

So who won?!!

Washington, of course.

Lake Chelan was the tie breaker. The Oregonians had no answer.

I have to go with Oregon from a geological / topography perspective. I prefer Bachelor to any of the WA ski resorts although Seattle is way closer to Whistler. Oregon's wine country is way better than Washington's. Oregon coast is better too. The Bend / Sunriver area is fantastic.

Crystal and Baker are both ten times better than Bachelor what the actual fuck

No. Stop.

The G&R Compound gets better snow than all of those.

No place in the US gets more snow than Baker. But @PurpleThrobber if you're inland a ways it could be "better". And I, of course, great up in the GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH so am somewhat of an expert on this subject.

The G&R Compound apparently doesn't have guns either, so I'm reading with hyperbole.

No religion too?

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Who ever started this stupidity can die.

All of you stupid cock sucking inbread gas pumping ducks can DIAFF.

 

[DoogieMcDoogerson]

If we're going to bash tacoma, I'm out. Tacoma is becoming what Seattle used to be. AmIWright @Rapeculturedawg

Portland and Seattle, Washington and Oregon - those are the same things. If you think the place you’re taking shits is better or different then you’re wrong.

Same shit. Trees, rain, hobos. Just a few degrees latitude difference. Amazon, Microsoft, Intel, Nike. Same shit.

Sales tax and pumping gas are the difference, that’s it. We have to rely on our football teams to tell us what is better.

Seattle is objectively superior to Portland, and I say this as someone who hates both cities.

Same exact shit. It’s the same city, just two hours away. I have to spend time in both, and there’s no difference. Portland has better food, Seattle is less stabby.

As someone who likes both Seattle and Portland, they are way fucking different

Seattle is an international city with a fuckton of business and construction going on. It feels like living in a big city to live here and work downtown

Portland is what you get if you combined Tacoma, Eugene, and Spokane. Fun to visit and go to clubs in. Not a big city feeling. Walking around feels like youre in Tacoma.

tacoma is a city?