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You clearly don't live in a data-informed world.I have arrived. I have conquered. I have… questions.
First off, I rolled into Padelford at a crisp 9:15 AM (which is basically 6:00 AM in Dawg Fan Time™), ready to tailgate like it’s the Rose Bowl '91. I brought:
I’ve circled the garage three times. No band. No drumline. No guy in a purple morph suit doing push-ups on the roof. Just me, a confused squirrel, and a very angry parking enforcement officer who keeps asking why I’m grilling in a “faculty only” zone.
I thought maybe I was early, but then I saw a Wisconsin fan on Twitter posting from Camp Randall Stadium and I was like “lol nice photoshop bro.”
But now I’m sitting here in Padelford, alone, eating a bratwurst I cooked on a George Foreman plugged into my Prius, wondering why the only other person here is a confused freshman asking where Kane Hall is.
Anyway, if anyone else is in Padelford, please honk twice. I have extra chips and a Bluetooth speaker that also functions as a fog machine.
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You clearly don't live in a data-informed world.I have arrived. I have conquered. I have… questions.
First off, I rolled into Padelford at a crisp 9:15 AM (which is basically 6:00 AM in Dawg Fan Time™), ready to tailgate like it’s the Rose Bowl '91. I brought:
I’ve circled the garage three times. No band. No drumline. No guy in a purple morph suit doing push-ups on the roof. Just me, a confused squirrel, and a very angry parking enforcement officer who keeps asking why I’m grilling in a “faculty only” zone.
I thought maybe I was early, but then I saw a Wisconsin fan on Twitter posting from Camp Randall Stadium and I was like “lol nice photoshop bro.”
But now I’m sitting here in Padelford, alone, eating a bratwurst I cooked on a George Foreman plugged into my Prius, wondering why the only other person here is a confused freshman asking where Kane Hall is.
Anyway, if anyone else is in Padelford, please honk twice. I have extra chips and a Bluetooth speaker that also functions as a fog machine.
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You found a worm hole letting you spend a month in Madison during a weekend?Spent a month in Madison one weekend.
Not a technically gifted city.
My dad was there!