OFFICIAL Washington vs. Wisconsin Game Thread

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I have arrived. I have conquered. I have… questions.
First off, I rolled into Padelford at a crisp 9:15 AM (which is basically 6:00 AM in Dawg Fan Time™), ready to tailgate like it’s the Rose Bowl '91. I brought:
  • A folding table that collapses if you look at it wrong
  • A Bluetooth speaker blasting “Bow Down to Washington” on repeat
  • A cooler full of Rainier, expired string cheese, and bratwursts I bought ironically
  • A purple-and-gold lawn chair that smells like regret and sunscreen
I’ve circled the garage three times. No band. No drumline. No guy in a purple morph suit doing push-ups on the roof. Just me, a confused squirrel, and a very angry parking enforcement officer who keeps asking why I’m grilling in a “faculty only” zone.
I thought maybe I was early, but then I saw a Wisconsin fan on Twitter posting from Camp Randall Stadium and I was like “lol nice photoshop bro.”
But now I’m sitting here in Padelford, alone, eating a bratwurst I cooked on a George Foreman plugged into my Prius, wondering why the only other person here is a confused freshman asking where Kane Hall is.
Anyway, if anyone else is in Padelford, please honk twice. I have extra chips and a Bluetooth speaker that also functions as a fog machine.

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Somebody needs to send 5 reasons to those fucks in Seattle. They’ll never know what hit ‘em.👌👌
 
I have arrived. I have conquered. I have… questions.
First off, I rolled into Padelford at a crisp 9:15 AM (which is basically 6:00 AM in Dawg Fan Time™), ready to tailgate like it’s the Rose Bowl '91. I brought:
I’ve circled the garage three times. No band. No drumline. No guy in a purple morph suit doing push-ups on the roof. Just me, a confused squirrel, and a very angry parking enforcement officer who keeps asking why I’m grilling in a “faculty only” zone.
I thought maybe I was early, but then I saw a Wisconsin fan on Twitter posting from Camp Randall Stadium and I was like “lol nice photoshop bro.”
But now I’m sitting here in Padelford, alone, eating a bratwurst I cooked on a George Foreman plugged into my Prius, wondering why the only other person here is a confused freshman asking where Kane Hall is.
Anyway, if anyone else is in Padelford, please honk twice. I have extra chips and a Bluetooth speaker that also functions as a fog machine.

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You clearly don't live in a data-informed world.
 
I have arrived. I have conquered. I have… questions.
First off, I rolled into Padelford at a crisp 9:15 AM (which is basically 6:00 AM in Dawg Fan Time™), ready to tailgate like it’s the Rose Bowl '91. I brought:
I’ve circled the garage three times. No band. No drumline. No guy in a purple morph suit doing push-ups on the roof. Just me, a confused squirrel, and a very angry parking enforcement officer who keeps asking why I’m grilling in a “faculty only” zone.
I thought maybe I was early, but then I saw a Wisconsin fan on Twitter posting from Camp Randall Stadium and I was like “lol nice photoshop bro.”
But now I’m sitting here in Padelford, alone, eating a bratwurst I cooked on a George Foreman plugged into my Prius, wondering why the only other person here is a confused freshman asking where Kane Hall is.
Anyway, if anyone else is in Padelford, please honk twice. I have extra chips and a Bluetooth speaker that also functions as a fog machine.

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You clearly don't live in a data-informed world.

Allegedly.
 
Last time I was in Madison I had a late night cheesesteak with pepperoni, bacon, chicken tenders, and fries on the sandwich. Wisconsin is really good at making fat people.
 
I have a bad feeling about this game
Not that it means anything how I feel
It sounds like I care.
 
Anyone else listening to this Carver Willis interview?
Great talk dude, go out and flatten these shitty teams then if that's how you feel.
 
Gus Johnson just had a nuclear orgasm on live TV.
In other news, Gus Johnson is calling a game on live TV.
 
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