OFFICIAL Washington vs. USC Game Thread - 2023

[dannarc]

My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants[/b]. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.

This bodes well

She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.

Since @SpiritHorse is dead, we will be relying on you heavily. TYFYS

 

[haie]

This isn't going to be some big game atmosphere.

 

[Canadawg]

This isn't going to be some big game atmosphere.

You talking about the 27th greatest seeing in college football? How dare you

 

[biak1]

I’m ready to turn off the game now.

 

[PurpleJ]

Have we? picked the wrong jerseys yet?

Nope!

 

[SwisherSweetboy]

My wife has informed me she’s planning on having victory coitus with me tonight while I cry the whole time. She literally used the term victory coitus. She’s more dialed in than most of the poasters here.

Is she a SC grad?

No, but she grew up in Rancho Cucamonga and is a lifelong SC fan.

I almost married a Coog, glad I didn't for many reasons

 

[LaZoris]

Hopefully their returner doesn't return a punt/kick all game

 

[godawgst]

When you tackle high, you get drug for a ride as our lb did on 3rd down run which they had for a loss and off the field.

 

[biak1]

This is a GOOD UW defense

 

[Boner]

Oh fuck it’s this dork ref

 

[Sources]

Jackson already burned about 15 times

 

[biak1]

25 can LEAVE

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Knew immediately it had to be Zion when it was offsides. He's like Michael Bennett if he never got any fucking sacks.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Utah and their 4th string walk on qb are having no trouble with that smothering ASU blitz attack.

Yeah but ASU is playing their 2nd string QB! And elevation!!!

NOC.

Hey, Flatus is one of the rare good Ducks

 

[biak1]

This defense has been figured out bigly

 

[Southerndawg]

This team can't tackle for shit!

 

[jecornel]

Here we go !! Williams extending plays

 

[BroadcastingDawg]

God I love missed tackles.

 

[Sources]

God I love missed tackles.

Is it a miss if he doesn't even touch him?

 

[MelloDawg]

Hampton will forever be remembered for that whif