OFFICIAL Washington vs. USC Game Thread - 2023

This defensive struggle is if two dudes literally spread their buttcheeks, pressed their buttholes together, and tried to push turds into each others colons.
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I laughed so fucking hard at this. The fact that it only got two chins is unacceptable
 
I spent 25 mins googling the one game yardage rushing record and couldn’t find it. (Probably the fifth of Makers)I think it’s Corey Dillon. But Johnson must be up there. Can one of you ChatGPTers help!
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Hugh McElhenny
 
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Dillon Johnson with over 250 yards rushing and 4 TDs.

Did DeBoer finally lay down the law with Grubb and tell him to make some fucking adjustments?

Or is this just because USC's defense sucks that much.[/b]

Or both.

Either way, 9-0.
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This but WGAF we? won!!!
 
I spent 25 mins googling the one game yardage rushing record and couldn’t find it. (Probably the fifth of Makers)I think it’s Corey Dillon. But Johnson must be up there. Can one of you ChatGPTers help!
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Wikipedia is your fren. DJ is fifth at 256 yards, 2 yards shy of Credell Green, 3 shy of Corey Dillon.
 
I spent 25 mins googling the one game yardage rushing record and couldn’t find it. (Probably the fifth of Makers)I think it’s Corey Dillon. But Johnson must be up there. Can one of you ChatGPTers help!
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They flashed it in the game. Hugh m something in 1950 with 296 I believe. Race was there.
 
@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
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I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.
 
@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
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I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.
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Shouldn’t you be crying now?
 
https://twitter.com/uscpsycho/status/1720954509198041302
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Can somebody please find out who?

This is fucking awesome.
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You should click on it… mentions a udub DE is there but also says a number of the u$c recruits in visits are rooting for udub.

Saw a few Twitter posts about Phillip bell being at the game and he’s loving udub on Twitter right now.
 
My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants[/b]. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.
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This bodes well
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She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.
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Bump. Looks like I’m going to have to analyze my two year old’s shits every Saturday for a while.
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PM me. We’ll go to Vegas. Like Lisa Simpson.
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Of the Springfield Simpsons?
 
My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.
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My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants[/b]. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.
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This bodes well
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It did.
 
My two year old is wearing a SC shirt and shit her pants[/b]. I’m taking it as a good sign. Also, my fucking internet is down, so I won’t be able to watch the game. Maybe it’s a bad sign and REAL God is just sparing me from the misery.

Either way, it will be interesting.
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This bodes well
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She took her diaper off and shit on the floor right before the ASU game, which I took as a sign UW was going to shit down their leg, and I was right. If I’m right again tonight, then I’m going to be reading two year old shit signs the rest of the season. It’s like smoke signals, but for white suburban dads who hate their life.
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You are now committed to Owen. We need to know how the great @SpiritHorse in the sky is communicating through your child's bowels.
 
Dillon Johnson with over 250 yards rushing and 4 TDs.

Did DeBoer finally lay down the law with Grubb and tell him to make some fucking adjustments?

Or is this just because USC's defense sucks that much.

Or both.

Either way, 9-0.
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Lots of screens and TE action as well. @kalendawg must read our shit.
 
@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
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I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.
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For what it's worth the defense did come up with that strip and fumble. Key swing.

Special teams fucked everyone with that unblocked defender stopping the punt.
 
@EsophagealFeces what happens tonight if they end in a tie?
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I can't watch this shit @EsophagealFeces anus must be having a seizure by now
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I was just laughing at how fucking bad the defenses were most of the night. I was keeping my gloating to a minimum because I had a sinking feeling our defense would fuck it up for us. When we kicked the FG, I thought we were fucked, but Caleb Williams schoolyard retard ball caught up to him.
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For what it's worth the defense did come up with that strip and fumble. Key swing.

Special teams fucked everyone with that unblocked defender stopping the punt.
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What the fuck was going on with a man in motion on that punt? The spot he left was where the punt blocker came from.
 
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