OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

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Christ

It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.

I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

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Been a long tim on that one.
 
I always love the appearance of middle aged men hot talk on this forum

Christ

It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.

I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

6R6Nwz.gif

Been a long tim on that one.

It's always chambered in my gif gun.
 
Washington should win by double digits in this game. It's an away game so I won't be devastated by a close win but I'm tired of ending seasons in a deflated fashion.

I want 37-27 and victory formation. This is the team that's winning it all next year after all.
 
Just touched down in Austin, not as much Purple as I'd expect. Also dead on campus.

WOOF!
 
Texas will come out flat at the start, because they don't give a shit. Dawgs have all the momentum right now and will score first 2 poss

It's Sark. They will score a TD on their opening drive, making it look easy
 
The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
 
The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness
 
I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.
 
I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

Brooks 2023 Heisman campaign starts tonight when he runs for 150yrds in the first half, then gets 3 touches in the second half when Sark plays hero ball #ScriptsColliding
 
JC all these longhorns are fat as fuck and look like they don't shower.
 
I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.
Quite honestly Mitch, Sark has never complained about a longer Happy Hour and neither should you.
 
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