OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beet with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

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Id eat a beet with either gentleman
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Sark doesn't drink beer.

Nothing but Patrón.
 
I remember my white knuckle I can handle my drinking phase

I'm still in it
 
Washington v Texas 1967

Washington v. Texas, 388 U.S. 14 (1967), is a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court decided that the Compulsory Process Clause of the Sixth Amendment to the Constitution (guaranteeing the right of a criminal defendant to force the attendance of witnesses for their side) is applicable in state courts as well as federal courts.[1] Jackie Washington had attempted to call his co-defendant as a witness, but was blocked by Texas courts because state law prevented co-defendants from testifying for each other, under the theory that they would be likely to lie for each other on the stand.

The Supreme Court reasoned that the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment made the right to be able to compel defense witnesses to testify necessary for a defendant's "due process" rights to fair proceedings, which applies to the states. Only Justice John Marshall Harlan II parted from the Court's "due process" focus, though he agreed with the outcome, as he regularly did in cases involving whether to apply federal rights to state courts.
 
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Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Sark doesn't drink beer.

Nothing but Patrón.

I think he always had a case or two of Coors Light on hand in the office.
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Sark doesn't drink beer.

Nothing but Patrón.

I think he always had a case or two of Coors Light on hand in the office.

Not even Banquet?
 
I remember my white knuckle I can handle my drinking phase

I'm still in it

The white knuckle was usually a rough water ride in the handicapped stall the next morning
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Both of these coaches are tubby fucks, but Sark also looks like he has a touch of downs.
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Both of these coaches are tubby fucks, but Sark also looks like he has a touch of downs.

Armenian mongoloid retard?
 
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DeBoer looks like a small town banker or insurance agent who also coaches the high school wrestling team.

Sark looks like a lesbian.
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Sark doesn't drink beer.

Nothing but Patrón.

I think he always had a case or two of Coors Light on hand in the office.

Not even Banquet?

It's why @CFetters_Nacho_Lover and I despise him.

Also, Patron is the most douche canoe bro cliche @Tequilla there is.
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1608146320702799873?s=20&t=6ZkcKpi5S7rTDaN0-fn1gw
Looks like Sark is having less fun than Peterman at the Rose Bowl

Who would you rather have a beer with (lulz)? Cuntry skrong fat guy or Amernian Frat Hamster?

12082022_coaches_123457.jpg

Both of these coaches are tubby fucks, but Sark also looks like he has a touch of downs.

Sark as "Corky" seems to grow worse with age.
 
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