OFFICIAL Washington-Oregon State Game Thread

[Emoterman]

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[RedRocket]

Another analogy: this game is like when you go to restaurant and you order a Coke - the waiter apologizes that they only have Pepsi. You say, “fine” as you’re thirsty. They bring you your beverage and it’s flat.

That’s how I feel about this game.

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

And you take a drink and realize that a pube found its way into your mouth.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

barely holding on to beat the wurst team in the division at home is special

 

[backthepack]

Who cares? We’re stanford

 

[DoogCourics]

Ulofoshio is a boss. Sirmon will need to get his suit together quick or he will be replaced by Tuputala.

Asa with a pick to end it. Was a little underwhelming today but had good practices and has a high ceiling.

A win is a win.

 

[Sources]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

What an absolutely thrilling win against a team of fucking nobodies who should be relegated to FCS

 

[Gwad]

The subtleties of Jack Cobra flow through Dylan Morris. Takes personal damage to draw the flag and win the game.

 

[BroadcastingDawg]

What a horrible football game...

Fuck Sirmon, fuck Morris. Get the 5th year senior in there and roll w. Huard next year.

 

[backthepack]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

What a shitty take. It forces them to go a full 80 yards and score a TD.

End the fucking game right there, it’s Oregon State, fuck

 

[thechatch]

Program defining win for Jimmy

 

[Neighbor2972]

Oregon State is fucking awful

 

[Kingdome_Urinals]

How bad must Sirmon be.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

another epic Backpack meltdown lmao

 

[backthepack]

Ulofoshio is a boss. Sirmon will need to get his suit together quick or he will be replaced by Tuputala.

Asa with a pick to end it. Was a little underwhelming today but had good practices and has a high ceiling.

A win is a win.

Both suck. The only good ILB today was Tup

 

[CH0Pwarlord]

Another analogy: this game is like when you go to restaurant and you order a Coke - the waiter apologizes that they only have Pepsi. You say, “fine” as you’re thirsty. They bring you your beverage and it’s flat.

That’s how I feel about this game.

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

And you take a drink and realize that a pube found its way into your mouth.

And then you sit down on the stool and a dry butt plug goes up your ass

 

[backthepack]

What a horrible football game...

Fuck Sirmon, fuck Morris. Get the 5th year senior in there and roll w. Huard next year.

He is out for the year, broken ribs

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Analytics!? Oh, this is rich. Pray tell what analytics you're referencing. Show your work. A six point led with less than two minutes and two timeouts is WAY safer than three.

 

[EwaDawg]

barely holding on to beat the second wurst team in the division at home is special

Fixed. We're (?) # 6.

 

[MakaDawg]

Fucking as embarrassing of a win as I've seen. If they turned the ball over a lot and won a close one that would be one thing, but this is who they want to be. It's a fucking joke.

A win is a win? Fuck, no it isn't!