OFFICIAL Washington-Oregon State Game Thread

[1to392831weretaken]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

1.) You dipshit, it was at the 5. Did anything about the offense today give you the warm fuzzies about picking up 5 yards against a stacked box?
1.5) The previous three plays were run for no gain, run for no gain, and run for loss of 1.
2.) What models. Show us the models. I'll continue to call bullshit on that.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Dylan Morris and John Donovan, what a fucking joke of a program

Imagine down voting this when we threw for like 20 total yards and morris has looked like shit. Nice, this a doog board that hates talent.

Getting on the field is a talent all its own fudgie. I’d love it if Sirmlesberger was the dude too, but looks like Big Sky for him.

 

[backthepack]

Better team lost.

Meh, both teams were crap. Gebbia is hot garbage while Morris is only garbage.

Thanks, stripes. Couldn't have done it without you.

There’s no difference

 

[TrojanSword]

Take aways.

UW

Offensive scheme not that bad.

QB nothing special. Wow the others must be terrible if this is the starter. WSU and Oregon 1st year QBs are much better.

Defense is garbage. They need to get it together. Defense was this teams strong point.

Special teams are trash. Fuck Gregory.

The season is over. I hope at least UW can beat the coug. Other than that. I see all Ls.

USC sucks at all aspects of the game. We have superior talent. That must be the only reason for 2 miracle wins. Other than that fire everyone. Fuck Helton our season is over too.

 

[backthepack]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

1.) You dipshit, it was at the 5. Did anything about the offense today give you the warm fuzzies about picking up 5 yards against a stacked box?
1.5) The previous three plays were run for no gain, run for no gain, and run for loss of 1.
2.) What models. Show us the models. I'll continue to call bullshit on that.

AWS has a few. You can check out PFF too. It’s not hard. Fire Donovan and let Huard cook next year

 

[backthepack]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

Dude. Take a stat class. Most of us wanted to go for the TD there but statistically you are DEAD fucking wrong. Give up doughboy.

Proof?

 

[backthepack]

We are the love child of USC and Stanford

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

1.) You dipshit, it was at the 5. Did anything about the offense today give you the warm fuzzies about picking up 5 yards against a stacked box?
1.5) The previous three plays were run for no gain, run for no gain, and run for loss of 1.
2.) What models. Show us the models. I'll continue to call bullshit on that.

AWS has a few. You can check out PFF too. It’s not hard. Fire Donovan and let Huard cook next year

Link or shut the fuck up. I just searched, couldn't find what you're talking about.

 

[Kingdome_Urinals]

We are the love child of USC and Stanford

I could see Cam Davis becoming a really good player and in the process helping this offense immensely.

 

[HonestDon]

The Payton Henry missed chip shot, the botched snap for a Beav TD, the big Beav kick returnsFFFFFFFUUUUCK!!!! BobBY Gregory is getting worse, I can’t go a full COVID shortened season with him dragging our? team down. There’s no reason why we shouldn’t have elite or not horrible special teams. WE? ALMOST LOST TO THE BEAV BC OF SHIT BOBBY GREGORY SPECIAL TEAMS

 

[picalogestabo]

McGrew deserved more than 9 carries
Sirmon is speshul
eastunder > Barry sanders 2.0

 

[backthepack]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

1.) You dipshit, it was at the 5. Did anything about the offense today give you the warm fuzzies about picking up 5 yards against a stacked box?
1.5) The previous three plays were run for no gain, run for no gain, and run for loss of 1.
2.) What models. Show us the models. I'll continue to call bullshit on that.

AWS has a few. You can check out PFF too. It’s not hard. Fire Donovan and let Huard cook next year

Link or shut the fuck up. I just searched, couldn't find what you're talking about.

Komo 4, buttfuckee

 

[EwaDawg]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

Dude. Take a stat class. Most of us wanted to go for the TD there but statistically you are DEAD fucking wrong. Give up doughboy.

Proof?

Sorry. Didn't realize you were a conservative. . . . . . . .

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Jimmy is a brain dead retard for not going for that, a field goal does nothing. What a fucking loser

You know, except forcing OSU to go for a TD

It does nothing for your win probability. A touchdown ends the game. If you dont get they’re pinned. We get it you’re a grey hair that hates analytics

Prove it, statmaster. I’m sure if it’s 4th down on our 30, there’s no probability change if we’re up by 3 or 6. Fucking hell you’re obtuse

We were on the 2 yard line. They are different scenarios you stupid fuck. Learn how models work

1.) You dipshit, it was at the 5. Did anything about the offense today give you the warm fuzzies about picking up 5 yards against a stacked box?
1.5) The previous three plays were run for no gain, run for no gain, and run for loss of 1.
2.) What models. Show us the models. I'll continue to call bullshit on that.

AWS has a few. You can check out PFF too. It’s not hard. Fire Donovan and let Huard cook next year

Link or shut the fuck up. I just searched, couldn't find what you're talking about.

Komo 4, buttfuckee

I found two such win probability calculators. Both said to kick the field goal. One of them said, "Kick the field goal, and BTP likes to cite statistics that he doesn't understand to sound cool."

I thought that was kind of weird.

 

[Sources]

Imagine asking for proof when you can’t provide any yourself

 

[picalogestabo]

http://twitter.com/entendredagiant/status/1327867586168516608?s=21

 

[theknowledge]

The LB play is still sub standard. Sirmon is just not a good college LB yet Bob keeps trotting him out there. Outside of ZTF there was no bending of the edge. Our defensive line is young and I'm not sure if they are any good. The holes consistently punched into the front seven was alarming. Not having Latu and Tuli will give me pause shitting on this defense completely and they only gave up 14 points so there is that.

Why don't the receivers win a fight for the ball. They never win the 50/50 ball. If they cant win the 50/50 ball then the passing game is fucked because JonDong isn't scheming these kids open and Morris isn't throwing them open. The offensive line pushed OSU around until OSU decided that either Morris couldn't beat them or that Jon Dong wasn't going to let Morris try to beat them. With eight in the box a seam pass to the TE seems like a good way to loosen things up. Where was Cade Otten? Where was Mark Redman? The patented James Rodgers jet sweep action is fine to have. That said, you should only actually hand the ball off out of it maybe twice a game. Once a half. JonDong ran it twice in the in the fourth quarter, on the same drive, on back to back plays, in the red zone with the game on the line. So dumb. This offense is very reminiscent of Penn States 1987 national championship team. Jimmy zigs while the rest of college football zags! That's excitement! Having every game be decided by less than a touchdown either way is such a great way for backups to never see the field making it hard to build experienced depth. Glad to see that Jimmy kept that strategy from the Pete years.

Bad punt snap that led to a touchdown. Two long kickoff returns, one setting up a late first half touchdown. A missed FG. In my estimation Bobby's ST's led to a -17pt share.

Fuck you Gregory.

Defense: C
Offense: D+
Special Teams: F

All that said UW won. Glad it was the Beaves. Not sure they beat anyone else with that effort.

 

[DoogCourics]

https://twitter.com/jaxson_kirkland/status/1327881073942937601

 

[dannarc]

Bllllleeeeeeaaaaacccchhhhhh onnthe rocks

 

[dannarc]

ZzzzzTtttttttFffffff