OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

[RaceBannon]

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

Is your mom single?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

Mother_de_Jour needs an invite.

 

[Swaye]

recap so far...OL is a sieve db’s are getting abused less than no pass rush our wr’s get zero separation and we have the worst qb in the Pac-12

 

[ThomasFremont]

I expected the offense to struggle. What the fuck is wrong with the defense though?

 

[RedRocket]

If we go 3 and out something on my coffee table is getting broken.

 

[Domicillo]

Change all the posts back to OFFERED

 

[haie]

Fire Petersen

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

She likes the D

line of Auburn

 

[CuntWaffle]

Jimmy Lakes defense has been awful on 3rd down the 2 games he has been calling plays.

 

[dtd]

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

Is your mom single?

Nope

 

[dhdawg]

I expected the offense to struggle. What the fuck is wrong with the defense though?

Same thing that happened at the end of last year. No pass rush and bad db play

 

[LesGrossman]

recap so far...OL is a sieve db’s are getting abused less than no pass rush our wr’s get zero separation and we have the worst qb in the Pac-12

But other than that...

 

[Ballz]

We have no fucking chance with Browning. The O-line actually looks good. The rest of this team is good enough! Browning holds us back.

The OL does not look good. They look overmatched. It'll get worse as the game goes along.

Have you seen their run blocking? They got some good push. Pass pro yes they are getting beat quickly but this fucking offense is about helping Browning throw the ball quickly and he refuses to trust the fucking play and his WR's.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Didn’t expect our DBs to be so soft in coverage I thought they were supposed to be at least confident

 

[YellowSnow]

I am drinking Stella Artois since which seem fitting since our defense is as stout as Belgium.

 

[Swaye]

If we don’t score here I’m going to see if the fat chick will fuck me out back behind the dumpster...something is scoring here

 

[PurpleJ]

We need Washington to vote TRUMP if we ever want to compete with these gun lovin slave ownin wall buildin hicks.

#fact

 

[Baseman]

Fuck any Doog that is ok with our fucking LB core. Ngata will be a dude but needs 20 lbs and more experience, the rest aren’t even JAGs. BBK should be playing with Bryce Sterk.

Jarrod Hilbers. Not his fault. Pete at least replaced Strausser. It begs the question. Bob FUCKING Gregory. Malloe, Lake, Huff, Lubbick, and Bush—all their efforts, and the players they brought in, wasted for accepting a fucking Divsion 2 LB core.

Gregory answers to Pete. Tick..tick..tick

 

[Houhusky]

Offense is only good enough to score 14 points a game.

Defense is only good enough to limit opponents to 28 points per game.

TSIFO

 

[gmo]

Offense: F
Defense: D-
Special Teams: incomplete