OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

[Baseman]

Bryant. BBK. Bartlett. All Prevent us from winning a meaningful game

 

[no_uh]

Good thing we have a top 5 defense...

 

[gmo]

At least I didn’t light money on fire to watch this plungering in person like some people I know did.

 

[Pitchfork51]

I love the malzahn offense. I miss Norvell at ASU

 

[LesGrossman]

They should go for it

 

[jecornel]

Chris Petersen is a man of details and 5' 5" db's.

 

[RedRocket]

No pass rush on 3rd. At all.

 

[Swaye]

Jesus the missed one

 

[Houhusky]

Christ.

I may not have enough alcohol.

Bought Costco sized liquor... still not enough... gasoline in garage

 

[jhfstyle24]

look at that the DB’s locked down and we still almost gave up a TD since we didn’t get pressure

 

[EsophagealFeces]

You can't beat anyone worth a shit with players like BBK starting.

 

[Mad_Son]

9 points. Game is out of reach

 

[Gilbystaint]

Lucky to be down only 9-0.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Got to rattle the QB a bit

He's getting happy feet even with no pass rush. A couple good pressures can change it

 

[LesGrossman]

Time to bust out that triple option

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Just rush three all game. We can't get pressure anyway. Play to your strengths.

 

[dflea]

9 points. Game is out of reach

lol

I thought the same thing.

 

[gmo]

I have a hard time imagining sustained drives let alone 10 points right now.

 

[dhdawg]

We're doing fine on the lines. What the fuck is with our secondary and of course Jake is trash