Christ! Couldn't pick up 2 yards!
Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread
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Heisman moment for Sammy when he wins the game on the last play with no time left. All in the master plan of a retard.
CuntWaffle
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IVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another USC casualty...
Greens knee just Ivaned!!! Can't make this shit up.
Ivan's MASH unit...
TurdBomber
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SC has been good at blocking field goals in the past.
He almost pulled that wide right.
TurdBomber
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No defensive magic tonight. It's all on the IT factor, now.
Hippopeteamus
New Fish
Now time for the pick off of Darnold that is fumbled by WSU and returned for a USC touchdown
Darnold wouldn't want it any other way.
I don't know. I think he would rather be winning easily, say 34-17.
I don't know. I think he would rather be winning easily, say 34-17.
Pitchfork51
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Which team will cuog it? The reigning champs or the Scrappy underdog?
TurdBomber
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These announcers are drama queens. I want to beat them with lead pipes.
Rubberfist
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Hope SC has 150 players on scholarship or they won’t have a team in three weeks.
Please Allah - let Hercules concuss that fuck.
"I looked in his eyes and I knew he was ready for the moment. Then I grabbed his cock and we never looked back."
-Clay Helton 2016
-Clay Helton 2016
LOL
Darnold lives for this.
Darnold lives for this.
Pitchfork51
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Dammit. He needs more tim