Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

[Hippopeteamus]

Maybe game day for the apple cup!

It's on a Friday though.

Thanks Larry Scott! It would've been great for this to be the year for the apple cup to get game day, and it is in Seattle.

 

[PurpleBaze]

WSU deserves to be ranked over UW

I think this is like when UW beat Sark at USC in 2015.

Helton won't implode like Sark though.

That was a thing of beauty back then.

I dunno. Helton seems more like a gun to the head guy, than a bottle of Patron guy.

I hope Helton stays down there for a while.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Leach always seems drunk.

He is one of the funniest humans I have ever interacted with. The shit he says to his players during practice is unreal.

When the shed thing happened I wasn't surprised.

The Woodstock quote on Sportscenter just now was funny as hell.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Leach always seems drunk.

He is one of the funniest humans I have ever interacted with. The shit he says to his players during practice is unreal.

When the shed thing happened I wasn't surprised.

The Woodstock quote on Sportscenter just now was funny as hell.

Leach cracks me up

 

[ExtraChrisB]

Maybe game day for the apple cup!

It's on a Friday though.

No it's not. Moved back to Saturday this year.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Maybe game day for the apple cup!

It's on a Friday though.

No it's not.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck and a partridge in a pear tree.

Can't keep up with this cunty schedule any more.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

Maybe game day for the apple cup!

It's on a Friday though.

No it's not.

Perfect then! Game Day for a seattle apple cup

 

[animate]

Why the hell is USC running two freshman on the offensive line?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Why the hell is USC running two freshman on the offensive line?

Ivan!

 

[Pitchfork51]

It's nuts that USC is always playing young kids. They get a stacked class eveyr year.

How is a frosh always better than older guys who have been lifting for 3 years. Nuts.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

It's nuts that USC is always playing young kids. They get a stacked class eveyr year.

How is a frosh always better than older guys who have been lifting for 3 yearsbuying supplements from Ivan's sponsor and doing isometric workouts instead of lifting. Nuts.

 

[Pitchfork51]

It's nuts that USC is always playing young kids. They get a stacked class eveyr year.

How is a frosh always better than older guys who have been lifting for 3 yearsbuying supplements from Ivan's sponsor and doing isometric workouts instead of lifting. Nuts.

It all makes sense now.

What the fuck does a strength coach even do?

Overweight players- make them run and eat less

Underweight players- make them eat more

And have everyone lift heavy.

What a bullshit fucking job.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

It's nuts that USC is always playing young kids. They get a stacked class eveyr year.

How is a frosh always better than older guys who have been lifting for 3 yearsbuying supplements from Ivan's sponsor and doing isometric workouts instead of lifting. Nuts.

It all makes sense now.

What the fuck does a strength coach even do?

Overweight players- make them run and eat less

Underweight players- make them eat more

And have everyone lift heavy.

What a bullshit fucking job.

And yet Ivan can't even do that. 3000 years of human wisdom about fitness is completely ignored by him.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Why the hell is USC running two freshman on the offensive line?

They were 2 short coming in and the Cougs knocked out 2 more.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

Why the hell is USC running two freshman on the offensive line?

They were 2 short coming in and the Cougs knocked out 2 more.

Shouldn't you be dead from alcohol poisoning? Or at least passed out? Hell, I'm more drunk than I normally am after watching that game.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

Fucking miracle. And now I have to listen to this TV fag fellating him.

"When the moment is biggest it seems Sam Darnold is at his best"

Apparently it wasn't the biggest moment

 

[PineapplePirate]

USC is dreck. ESPN is talking like they can still make the CFP... ugh no, TSIO.

 

[Passion]

Why the hell is USC running two freshman on the offensive line?

They were 2 short coming in and the Cougs knocked out 2 more.

coogs "knocked out" two more or they just got hurt playing football.

Gawd I love wazzu fans after a win.

 

[Passion]

It's nuts that USC is always playing young kids. They get a stacked class eveyr year.

How is a frosh always better than older guys who have been lifting for 3 yearsbuying supplements from Ivan's sponsor and doing isometric workouts instead of lifting. Nuts.

It all makes sense now.

What the fuck does a strength coach even do?

Overweight players- make them run and eat less

Underweight players- make them eat more

And have everyone lift heavy.

What a bullshit fucking job.

I'm pretty sure it's "a bullshit fucking job" at asu under todd graham.