***OFFICIAL*** NSD TBS Thread

[JECAR]

Oh, and at least Organ is getting fucked this morning too...

 

[RaceBannon]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.

If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.

Tom Flick
Steve Peuller
Cary Conklin
Huge Mellon
Chris Chandler

All played in the NFL you dumb twat. Keep rooting for the pile of shit this program has become and get the fuck back to doogman

 

[FremontTroll]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

Nobody is actually disappointed just Dennis being Dennis.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.

If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.

Tom Flick
Steve Peuller
Cary Conklin
Huge Mellon
Chris Chandler

All played in the NFL you dumb twat. Keep rooting for the pile of shit this program has become and get the fuck back to doogman

want to awesome and wtf, so I'll do nothing.

 

[AIRWOLF]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.

If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.

Tom Flick
Steve Peuller
Cary Conklin
Huge Mellon
Chris Chandler

All played in the NFL you dumb twat. Keep rooting for the pile of shit this program has become and get the fuck back to doogman

I remember.

I just don't revel in bitterness and disappointment, I guess.

Nor do I fetishize fullbacks and offenses that can't fucking score, even while they have NFL caliber QBs.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

Guys I love:
McGrew (he's Colombian!!!)
Wattenberg
Onwurzurkie
Williams
Eifler
Wellington
Rapp
Love
Murphy
Chin's dad

Guys I like:
Bridge-Gadd (2 names, 1 QB)
Gilchrist
Pleasant

Guys that make me want to burn my own house down:
Chincredible
Fuller
Harris
Kizer (not so much that he's bad, just... FUCKING FUCK)

We don't talk about Soderberg.

 

[Swaye]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

You named 8 kids. 6 of them play Defense. One of them goes on a line somewhere. That fucking blows. There are some great pieces in this class, the problem is they are almost all on D, and outside of two gets Levi/Twatter, nothing at all on the lines worth mentioning.

Had fucktard Peterman gotten a couple good WRs, and another good to great OL, and oh I don;t know, EASON, I wouldn't be drinking. Well, yes I would, but I'd be happier when drunk later.

 

[BlowItUp]

http://twitter.com/CoachPeteUW/status/694928279875166208

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

You named 8 kids. 6 of them play Defense. One of them goes on a line somewhere. That fucking blows. There are some great pieces in this class, the problem is they are almost all on D, and outside of two gets Levi/Twatter, nothing at all on the lines worth mentioning.

Had fucktard Peterman gotten a couple good WRs, and another good to great OL, and oh I don;t know, EASON, I wouldn't be drinking. Well, yes I would, but I'd be happier when drunk later.

THIS. EXACT. THING.

How can you take literally ONE viable interior linemen?

 

[Dardanus]

The AH-64 Apache has a helmet-to-gun tracking system. Pretty cool.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.

If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.

Tom Flick
Steve Peuller
Cary Conklin
Huge Mellon
Chris Chandler

All played in the NFL you dumb twat. Keep rooting for the pile of shit this program has become and get the fuck back to doogman

I remember.

I just don't revel in bitterness and disappointment, I guess.

Nor do I fetishize fullbacks and offenses that can't fucking score, even while they have NFL caliber QBs.

 

[JECAR]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

You named 8 kids. 6 of them play Defense. One of them goes on a line somewhere. That fucking blows. There are some great pieces in this class, the problem is they are almost all on D, and outside of two gets Levi/Twatter, nothing at all on the lines worth mentioning.

Had fucktard Peterman gotten a couple good WRs, and another good to great OL, and oh I don;t know, EASON, I wouldn't be drinking. Well, yes I would, but I'd be happier when drunk later.

THIS. EXACT. THING.

How can you take literally ONE viable interior linemen?

Maybe Petermun likes winning 9-3? Ever think about that!1!!

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

This nightmare won't end... the first thing out of Bush's mouth about Fuller is that he's... ... ... wait for it... ... CONSISTENT. Your #NSD16 WR class. Filled with a consistent guy and an Asian guy.
https://twitter.com/bushhamdan/status/694927043549474816

 

[Swaye]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

You named 8 kids. 6 of them play Defense. One of them goes on a line somewhere. That fucking blows. There are some great pieces in this class, the problem is they are almost all on D, and outside of two gets Levi/Twatter, nothing at all on the lines worth mentioning.

Had fucktard Peterman gotten a couple good WRs, and another good to great OL, and oh I don;t know, EASON, I wouldn't be drinking. Well, yes I would, but I'd be happier when drunk later.

THIS. EXACT. THING.

How can you take literally ONE viable interior linemen?

And how can we miss out on one of the top 3 QBs in the nation, for the 3 time in like 6 years, from within spitting distance of Seattle. FFS. One of these times shouldn't we be able to get a top QB to come here? Jesus Christ. Bet the morons at doogman are making excuses like crazy, just like everyone did for Max Browne, and that loser before him....so fuckign pissed off. Daniel Bridge Gadd. Bridge Gadd sounds like some kind of goddamn Venezuelan tractor company or some shit. Fuck.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

The AH-64 Apache has a helmet-to-gun tracking system. Pretty cool.

POTD

 

[Swaye]

Pretty stoked about RappCulture though, and Wellington.

 

[FremontTroll]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

Guys I love:
McGrew (he's Colombian!!!)
Wattenberg
Onwurzurkie
Williams
Eifler
Wellington
Rapp
Love
Murphy
Chin's dad

Guys I like:
Bridge-Gadd (2 names, 1 QB)
Gilchrist
Pleasant

Guys that make me want to burn my own house down:
Chincredible
Fuller
Harris
Kizer (not so much that he's bad, just... FUCKING FUCK)

We don't talk about Soderberg.

Is this basically your 3/2/1 rating system breakdown?

You gave the 2015 class Five 3s, Fifteen 2s, and Three 1s.

(also you previously said Kizer was a 2.)

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.

You named 8 kids. 6 of them play Defense. One of them goes on a line somewhere. That fucking blows. There are some great pieces in this class, the problem is they are almost all on D, and outside of two gets Levi/Twatter, nothing at all on the lines worth mentioning.

Had fucktard Peterman gotten a couple good WRs, and another good to great OL, and oh I don;t know, EASON, I wouldn't be drinking. Well, yes I would, but I'd be happier when drunk later.

THIS. EXACT. THING.

How can you take literally ONE viable interior linemen?

And how can we miss out on one of the top 3 QBs in the nation, for the 3 time in like 6 years, from within spitting distance of Seattle. FFS. One of these times shouldn't we be able to get a top QB to come here? Jesus Christ. Bet the morons at doogman are making excuses like crazy, just like everyone did for Max Browne, and that loser before him....so fuckign pissed off. Daniel Bridge Gadd. Bridge Gadd sounds like some kind of goddamn Venezuelan tractor company or some shit. Fuck.

This is lovely.

But this point is the exact issue. We missed the #1 fucking QB in the country in the only place we get 5* recruits from (the state of WA) and take 1 fucking OL.

I respect Pete, but this class is like a skinny chick with fake tits that gives you the clap.

Sort of seems good at the time, but then you realize later you really should've been more careful.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Meanwhilst, in Ann Arbor...http://twitter.com/YahooDrSaturday/status/694929294641008641

 

[HuskyJW]

What about the fence, bitches?http://twitter.com/OSUBeaversFB/status/694909819757600769

His PE teacher says he takes plays off. In badminton, but still.

He'l tall and fast.

Pass