***OFFICIAL*** NSD TBS Thread

[AIRWOLF]

What about the fence, bitches?http://twitter.com/OSUBeaversFB/status/694909819757600769

His PE teacher says he takes plays off. In badminton, but still.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Jood reporting that we "killed it" in Arizona this year. Apparently killing it means getting one good player for the first time in 70 years and a QB no one wanted.

#killingitbybeingaverage #everyonegetsatrophy #everyoneskillingit

I hate NSD.
https://twitter.com/A_Jude/status/694921282060623872

 

[AIRWOLF]

HAHA I think I need to just turn off the recruiting coverage on ESPN.

This has by far been the least interesting recruiting year, with no huge gets. Ughhh, oh well.

As if I couldn't get any more depressed/angry/despondent.

Murphy and Levi O. were pretty huge gets.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

HAHA I think I need to just turn off the recruiting coverage on ESPN.

This has by far been the least interesting recruiting year, with no huge gets. Ughhh, oh well.

As if I couldn't get any more depressed/angry/despondent.

Murphy and Levi O. were pretty huge gets.

FUCK YOU LET ME BE MISERABLE.

 

[Swaye]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

 

[RaceBannon]

Why are we taking refuse from Capital High?

And for Dennis

Where's the fucking

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

 

[FremontTroll]

HAHA I think I need to just turn off the recruiting coverage on ESPN.

This has by far been the least interesting recruiting year, with no huge gets. Ughhh, oh well.

As if I couldn't get any more depressed/angry/despondent.

Murphy and Levi O. were pretty huge gets.

He must have meant huge as in fat as in 380 lb. future first round draft pick James Atoe types.

 

[AIRWOLF]

BREAKING #Oregon Loses 4-Star RB Commit Vavae Malepeai to #USC

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I tsexted @CokeGreaterThanPepsi earlier and said that being a Husky fan on NSD is like being a child soldier in the DRC walking by a TV playing a Puff Daddy video.

Someone shoot me.

 

[FreeChavez]

http://twitter.com/CoachPeteUW/status/694919675860267008

Good news. A very good player and oddly he doesn't wear a white fucking helmet? Correlation?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

FREEEEEEEEEEE PUBUYBUBUBUU!111¡1111¡1!!!!
http://twitter.com/HSFBamerica/status/694920127570006017

Fuck off DDY!!11¡¡¡1

 

[Swaye]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

 

[Swaye]

Didn't we get some TE nobody wanted as well? Oh yeah, and we got a punter. A fucking punter.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

PETE YOU HAVE TO RECRUIT OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND DEFENSIVE LINEMEN YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT!!!

We took 2 awful WRs and about 70 DBs. You cannot field a team with just Jimmy Lake recruits you fucking POS!

 

[AIRWOLF]

5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.

#beermewhileiwoof

I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.

D side of the ball looks pretty good.

O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.

Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.

If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.

 

[Swaye]

PETE YOU HAVE TO RECRUIT OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND DEFENSIVE LINEMEN YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT!!!

We took 2 awful WRs and about 70 DBs. You cannot field a team with just Jimmy Lake recruits you fucking POS!

I have super secret sources telling me we might get Kongbo and Boss.

I don't really have any sources. I did just crack my first beer before noon. Sweet.

 

[FreeChavez]

PETE YOU HAVE TO RECRUIT OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND DEFENSIVE LINEMEN YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT!!!

We took 2 awful WRs and about 70 DBs. You cannot field a team with just Jimmy Lake recruits you fucking POS!

o/u on the time ddy passes out or dies of a heart attack?

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

PETE YOU HAVE TO RECRUIT OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND DEFENSIVE LINEMEN YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT!!!

We took 2 awful WRs and about 70 DBs. You cannot field a team with just Jimmy Lake recruits you fucking POS!

o/u on the time ddy passes out or dies of a heart attack?

15 minutes.

 

[JECAR]

I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.