OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

[FireTheJanitor]

I went to Flying Saucer but I think I got there too late. Cool spot. The rest of downtown along Main was not super exciting.

The overall size of the greater Houston area was unfathomable. Felt like you could drive for 20 miles and see nothing but strip malls and shopping centers along the main roads.

That’s because you can. Not my cup of tea but there’s gotta be a reason it’s such a large city. I just must have missed whatever that is, besides lots and lots of land.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

 

[whlinder]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

And a very tall human.

 

[melurkyoulongtime]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

The presence of the ginger made me hesitate for a moment, but I figured you'd provided sufficient warnings. Shout out to everyone for exceeding my incredibly low expectations.

Also, fuck me. Driving from Nashville was an atrocious decision.. at least had plenty of time to get some perspective

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

The presence of the ginger made me hesitate for a moment, but I figured you'd provided sufficient warnings. Shout out to everyone for exceeding my incredibly low expectations.

Also, fuck me. Driving from Nashville was an atrocious decision.. at least had plenty of time to get some perspective

No harm, no foul.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

The presence of the ginger made me hesitate for a moment, but I figured you'd provided sufficient warnings. Shout out to everyone for exceeding my incredibly low expectations.

Also, fuck me. Driving from Nashville was an atrocious decision.. at least had plenty of time to get some perspective

What was the drive time? Had to be close to 12 hours.

 

[melurkyoulongtime]

Almost forgot. Shoutout to @melurkyoulongtime

Walked up to the table and muttered something along the lines of “is this the circle jerk?” Very solid entry.

The presence of the ginger made me hesitate for a moment, but I figured you'd provided sufficient warnings. Shout out to everyone for exceeding my incredibly low expectations.

Also, fuck me. Driving from Nashville was an atrocious decision.. at least had plenty of time to get some perspective

What was the drive time? Had to be close to 12 hours.

Yeah ended up around 12.5 since I got stuck in traffic somewhere in TX or Arkansas