OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

Final roll call of the top of my head before Mrs Nacho unplugged the rascal and made me roll out:

@LawDawg1
@Dawgs4ever
@dirtysouwfdawg
@dirtysouwfdawg’s cool ginger kid
@AEB
@Sobchak_Security
@whlinder
@melurkyoulongtime

@backthepack was there when I arrived at a table with other folks and ignored the stocker photo I DM’d him on Twitter.

@EsophagealFeces and his large crew showed but ended up at a different table because we didn’t have room.
 
Final roll call of the top of my head before Mrs Nacho unplugged the rascal and made me roll out:

@LawDawg1
@Dawgs4ever
@dirtysouwfdawg
@dirtysouwfdawg’s cool ginger kid
@AEB
@Sobchak_Security
@whlinder
@melurkyoulongtime

@backthepack was there when I arrived at a table with other folks and ignored the stocker photo I DM’d him on Twitter.

@EsophagealFeces and his large crew showed but ended up at a different table because we didn’t have room.

Denied free pub! @CFetters_Nacho_Lover
 
Final roll call of the top of my head before Mrs Nacho unplugged the rascal and made me roll out:

@LawDawg1
@Dawgs4ever
@dirtysouwfdawg
@dirtysouwfdawg’s cool ginger kid
@AEB
@Sobchak_Security
@whlinder
@melurkyoulongtime

@backthepack was there when I arrived at a table with other folks and ignored the stocker photo I DM’d him on Twitter.

@EsophagealFeces and his large crew showed but ended up at a different table because we didn’t have room.

I good time was had by all and no rape occured.
 
Nacho and I are in the same parking lot due to his asute planning skills and me fucking everything up.

Think I found his ride.

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Final roll call of the top of my head before Mrs Nacho unplugged the rascal and made me roll out:

@LawDawg1
@Dawgs4ever
@dirtysouwfdawg
@dirtysouwfdawg’s cool ginger kid
@AEB
@Sobchak_Security
@whlinder
@melurkyoulongtime

@backthepack was there when I arrived at a table with other folks and ignored the stocker photo I DM’d him on Twitter.

@EsophagealFeces and his large crew showed but ended up at a different table because we didn’t have room.

Hurtful, but hopefully my wife forgets y’all too
 
Final thoughts on the circle jerk.

During the trek I mentioned to ginger how we were going to meet up with some randos from a message bored I’ve never met before. The way he looked at me you would’ve thought a unicorn horn was sprouting out of my forehead. He said “sounds akward.” After he said “that wasn’t that bad.” 😆

All good dudes and a crazy medley or professions and personalities with a common bond. Unhealthy love for the dwags and a fucked up sense of humor.
 
Outside of the game, biggest disappointment was not being able to make the meet up. Gonna do my best to come to something in 2024.

Long live Hardcore Husky
 
I wish we’d got our asses moving fast enough to sit at the cool kids table, but it was nice meeting a few of you. Seeing @CFetters_Nacho_Lover in person was a sight to behold. Great guy despite his obvious size challenges. It was nice to meet @LawDawg1 and @LoneStarDawg and his Mrs. @dirtysouwfdawg didn't bring me meth like he promised, but he’s a nice guy. Like really nice. Got to meet @backthepack before he had to bounce. @JerkingOffOnTrainsDwag made an appearance, which was special. I also got to meet @sonics1993 at the tailgate, assuming he’s actually Detlef, which was awesome.
 
I went to Flying Saucer but I think I got there too late. Cool spot. The rest of downtown along Main was not super exciting.

The overall size of the greater Houston area was unfathomable. Felt like you could drive for 20 miles and see nothing but strip malls and shopping centers along the main roads.
 
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