OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

[LawDawg1]

I’m just here for the 2 1/2 inches. Mission accomplished.

 

[Sobchak_Security]

We are in the house.

 

[Rapeculturedawg]

Anyone still at the saucer?

 

[backthepack]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

 

[haie]

Texas fan bartender gave me a free drink.

 

[RTD]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

 

[houseofpain247]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

No, but two of my buddies are. I’m the shortest one in my group

 

[LoneStarDawg]

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

 

[backthepack]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

 

[LawDawg1]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

That was just when comparing dicks though.

 

[backthepack]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

That was just when comparing dicks though.

@dirtysouwfdawg has the biggest for bringing his 15 year old

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

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something about seeing this on this particular site made me laugh instead of roll my eyes

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I guess I got the jitters earlier than expected

smoked an Am Spirit and started to drink vodka by 2:30

took the day off anyway because of never ending car bullshit

don't smoke @backthepack

It'll stunt your growth and give you cancer

 

[TXDawg]

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Purple drank in the blue lot.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

I did my best by throwing horns down but Mrs LoneStarDawg took it like a champ.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

I’m not sure who paid for that beer but we ended up with an extra round. I’m glad your buddy finished it. No beer left behind.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

I’m not sure who paid for that beer but we ended up with an extra round. I’m glad your buddy finished it. No beer left behind.

It’s not our style to commit alcohol abuse