OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

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Best part of this is you think @RoadDawg55 has 9 inches of dong. He's Asian.

@RoadDawg55 has benefited from the inflation of the dong index more than most.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

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FREE PUB (for my strap on)!!!!!!1

 

[Swaye]

Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...

Hurtful!

Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?

I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.

 

[PurpleBaze]

No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...

Hurtful!

Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?

I’m just worried that people are only after Baze for his millions of dong.

I don't have a problem with that.

 

[Swaye]

Dong meter has the ladies fired up.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Dong meter has the ladies fired up.

A dearth of dong will do that.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.

* Roberto Esquivel Cabrera



Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.

Wait, what?

 

[FireCohen]

Anyone notice the dong meter goes to 18? I don't even think John Holmes hit 18 inches. That's circus freak shit there. I love the circus. Smells like poop and lost dreams.

* Roberto Esquivel Cabrera

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Er, not that I know about such things. Or looked them up. On company time.

Wait, what?

wood

 

[YellowSnow]

Edited for front page dong.

 

[Emoterman]

Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

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For my real @CatosCloserCoffee lovers, this is 24778.40 د.إ .

 

[DoogCourics]

Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

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Free pub buttfuckers!!!!!

I’ve always been more of a grower than a shower.

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[1to392831weretaken]

Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

View attachment 3932

Free pub buttfuckers!!!!!

I’ve always been more of a grower than a shower.

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I think this was a missed opportunity:

 

[YellowSnow]

Thank you to all have rendered unto Stalin. We still have a lot of free beer being poured, however. Come on you guysm - either off season is best season or it’s not. Pony up! Where the fuck else are you gonna go between now and 2022?

 

[YellowSnow]

@Gladstone hay in the barn brings us to $7186.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Thank you to all have rendered unto Stalin. We still have a lot of free beer being poured, however. Come on you guysm - either off season is best season or it’s not. Pony up! Where the fuck else are you gonna go between now and 2022?

Obligatory:

 

[NoWarningJustDawg]

Thank you to all have rendered unto Stalin. We still have a lot of free beer being poured, however. Come on you guysm - either off season is best season or it’s not. Pony up! Where the fuck else are you gonna go between now and 2022?

Obligatory:

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Co-sign

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Thank you to all have rendered unto Stalin. We still have a lot of free beer being poured, however. Come on you guysm - either off season is best season or it’s not. Pony up! Where the fuck else are you gonna go between now and 2022?

Obligatory:

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Co-sign

You beat me in the battle of gifs. Well done sir.

 

[Swaye]

We still haven't broken 7 inches? FML. No wai we get sigs back. Welp, you losers not in the Wam are missing out. We have a pinned gun thread now. For all things awesome. 'Murica.

 

[YellowSnow]

We still haven't broken 7 inches? FML. No wai we get sigs back. Welp, you losers not in the Wam are missing out. We have a pinned gun thread now. For all things awesome. 'Murica.

I think we are getting close to 7.5 inch dong. Mor to cum from @UW_Doog_Bot 's skilled team of graphic designers in the Black Hole of Calcutta.

Listen up you cheap, cuntless, feegs - @swaye is starting the gun bored in the wam. You don't want to miss this premium content.