OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )

I Wam'd it.

Fix the fucking avatars.
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As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
 
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As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch by himself?? That's super impressive.

"All gave some. Some gave all."
 
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As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch my himself?? That's super impressive.

"All gave some. Some gave all."
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My 1 inch of thunder.
 
As of yesterday, we were at 4.5 inches of dong. @Doog_de_Jour is seriously disappointed in all of this. We need 6 minimum to satisfy, and 8 would be even better.
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So Baze is responsible for giving 1 full inch my himself?? That's super impressive.

"All gave some. Some gave all."
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My 1 inch of thunder.
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Bazey's one inch of thunder >> Emmert's two inches of thunder
 
When will we see the 65% off promotion?????? Forgot to add I PM’ d@IrishDawg22 and he told me ask
 
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@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?
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You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.
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The Covid hath wrecked my dong. Too much pandemic day drinking will do that to a fella.
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I’m happy to see I’m not the only one day drinking on the job during these tough tims
 
Do we have a 7" dong yet? 10 inches buys back sigs for a year. Make this happen you cheap bastards.
 
Attention dumdums: At 10 inches of dong we get sigs back. Please give until it hurts.

add: Expect the return of the dong meter soon. Our dong models have done great work in @Doog_de_Jour 's expert hands, and we should have something cuming up soon. It promises to be explosive.

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No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...

Hurtful!
 
No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...

Hurtful!
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Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?
 
Apologies to all for the lateness but with the fast growth of the Dong it's been hard to keep up.

That said, here is your up-to-date 2020 Dong Meter.

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Best part of this is you think @RoadDawg55 has 9 inches of dong. He's Asian.
 
No recognition on the Dong Meter, even though I'm responsible for $23 million Dongs...

Hurtful!
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Duh, I throwout FREE PUB!! in the status updates and with that much Dong you think you are going to be in the "Not getting a callback" status?
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I keed; I keed. I had to make a comment when I realized that $1000 USD is $23 (hee hee) million dongs.
 
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