OFFICIAL 2020 FUNDRAISING THREAD ( 8/25/2020 1st Place Loser Status )

[BennyBeaver]

Edited to reflect total of $4508 received to date.

Or 23,175 Vietnamese dong.

Which is roughly equivalent to 11,000 white dong or 1,500 Black dong.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Edited to reflect total of $4508 received to date.

Or 23,175 Vietnamese dong.

Which is roughly equivalent to 11,000 white dong or 1,500 Black dong.

Dong superiority beaver...

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Edited to reflect total of $4508 received to date.

Or 23,175 Vietnamese dong.

We were probably on pace for $23,175 before Husky football went back into hibernation. Now we have to settle for Hanoi De Jour[/b] and her love of the dong.

This made me laff.

A lot.

TYFYS.

 

[Swaye]

Edited to reflect total of $4508 received to date.

Or 23,175 Vietnamese dong.

We were probably on pace for $23,175 before Husky football went back into hibernation. Now we have to settle for Hanoi De Jour[/b] and her love of the dong.

This made me laff.

A lot.

TYFYS.

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I hate that bitch so bad.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Edited to reflect total of $4508 received to date.

Or 23,175 Vietnamese dong.

We were probably on pace for $23,175 before Husky football went back into hibernation. Now we have to settle for Hanoi De Jour[/b] and her love of the dong.

This made me laff.

A lot.

TYFYS.

View attachment 31560

I hate that bitch so bad.

So does my father. My brother and I were watching the movie “9-to-5“ (I LOVE that movie) and the scene where Fonda’s character is having trouble with the Xerox machine comes on:



Dad_de_Jour walks into the room, sees Fonda on the screen and gets all crazy-eyed. “YEAH! I HOPE YOU NEVER FIX THAT FUCKING COPIER! STUPID BITCH!”

My smartass brother, without missing a beat, snarks, “sooooooo, we don’t[/i] like her???”

Dad then proceeds to drone on about Vietnam and “Hanoi Jane” for an hour.

“Thanks a lot,” I mutter to my brother under my breath.

 

[RaceBannon]

The hate fuck would be epic

 

[Swaye]

I love 9 to 5 also, but for Dolly's rack. I FF any Fonda parts. Bitch.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I love 9 to 5 also, but for Dolly's rack. I FF any Fonda parts. Bitch.

You should meet my Dad. He loves Dolly Parton too.

I mean, he’d punch you in the face for stalking his daughter, but then you two could go out shooting and become fast friends.

 

[Swaye]

I love 9 to 5 also, but for Dolly's rack. I FF any Fonda parts. Bitch.

You should meet my Dad. He loves Dolly Parton too.

I mean, he’d punch you in the face for stalking his daughter, but then you two could go out shooting and become fast friends.

Jokes on him, I love getting punched in the face!

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I love 9 to 5 also, but for Dolly's rack. I FF any Fonda parts. Bitch.

You should meet my Dad. He loves Dolly Parton too.

I mean, he’d punch you in the face for stalking his daughter, but then you two could go out shooting and become fast friends.

Jokes on him, I love getting punched in the face!

This explains so much.

 

[Swaye]

WTB @DongMeter

@UW_Doog_Bot

 

[PurpleBaze]

Doog_Bot has as all longing for dong.

 

[YellowSnow]

WTB @DongMeter

@UW_Doog_Bot

I once play dated at @UW_Doog_Bot s house to show Mrs Bot that us half brains were ok folks. I fear, however, she went Lorena Bobbitt with a cigar cutter to the Dong Meter.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?

 

[DerekJohnson]

WTB @DongMeter

@UW_Doog_Bot

I once play dated at @UW_Doog_Bot s house to show Mrs Bot that us half brains were ok folks. I fear, however, she went Lorena Bobbitt with a cigar cutter to the Dong Meter.

 

[chuck]

@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?

You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.

 

[YellowSnow]

@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?

You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.

The Covid hath wrecked my dong. Too much pandemic day drinking will do that to a fella.

 

[FireCohen]

@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?

You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.

The Covid hath wrecked my dong. Too much pandemic day drinking will do that to a fella.

Getting old sucks

 

[YellowSnow]

@UW_Doog_Bot - why are you having problems getting the Dong up?

You cant expect the dong to rise rapidly given the pandemic, state of the economy, and the large percentage of people confined to their basements 24/7. We all know what happens to the dong when men spend too much time in isolation with their electronics.

The Covid hath wrecked my dong. Too much pandemic day drinking will do that to a fella.

Getting old sucks

Truth.

 

[AEB]

I donated. Why? Dunno. I’m convinced the Huskies are dead....dead forever. PAC-12 players on strike. Living in the Southeast, I realize no one on the West Coast cares about football. It’s over. Aurora Bridge here I come.....