NOC Civil War Mark Helfrich Swan Song Gaymethred

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

Helfrich and Willingham both always look like they seem to be constantly exercising their anal muscles with those perma-tense facial expressions of theirs.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Hope the No Natty guy is on hand to escort the Duck to their locker room.

Yes. I was there.

 

[Mad_Son]

This reminds me of the past 12 years of apple cups

 

[Mosster47]

In 2013 when the "fluke" blowout against Arizona happened I gave Helf the nickname Slingblade.

At least Carl won in the end.

 

[Fenwick]

Helfrich can eat the unchewed peanuts and corn out of my shit.

 

[tacotrojan]

Extend him now!! Tom Herman and Chip Kelly ain't walking through that door.

 

[topdawgnc]

Helfrich can eat the unchewed peanuts and corn out of my shit.

and coach your team.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/GeorgeSchroeder/status/802737378938916866

 

[Muttzen]

Goddamnit slingblade you just had to go full retard. I knew you sucked back in the Mariota days, but I didn't think you were this bad. Now uncle Phil might actually get a real coach.

Enjoy your golden parachute, it'll buy you a lot of taters.

 

[topdawgnc]

Thanks a lot Oregon State, you fucking assholes!

 

[Mosster47]

Yes!!!

Now go get PJ Fleck so we can Row the Boat up to Lake Washington and whip some Doog ass again!

 

[Fenwick]

Helfrich can eat the unchewed peanuts and corn out of my shit.

and coach your team.

But he does not coach. He stumbles and fumbles and mumbles.

 

[Mosster47]

Helfrich can eat the unchewed peanuts and corn out of my shit.

and coach your team.

But he does not coach. He stumbles and fumbles and mumbles.

Swept by the PNW schools for the first time since 1974 and 0-5 overall in the Pac-12 North.

He once said Jeff Lockie reminded him of Mariota.

Fuck that guy.

 

[Gladstone]

some of you act like 1900-1994 never happened

 

[priapism]

IMO, this is a shitty year to hire a new college football coach. There's Herman and whoever coaches the Chippewas. The best you can get is a retread this year it seems...or wait for Chip Kelly to get fired.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Charlie Strong runs a TUFF DISCIPLINED program and recruits like a somabitch

 

[haie]

Yes!!!

Now go get PJ Fleck so we can Row the Boat up to Lake Washington and whip some Doog ass again!

It's going to be fun watching you slowly give up...

 

[Mosster47]

Yes!!!

Now go get PJ Fleck so we can Row the Boat up to Lake Washington and whip some Doog ass again!

It's going to be fun watching you slowly give up...

I really do think Fleck is the next super star coach and there isn't much out there. Oregon probably fucks this up and hires the Boise State guy that can't even win the WAC.

 

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

Yes!!!

Now go get PJ Fleck so we can Row the Boat up to Lake Washington and whip some Doog ass again!

It's going to be fun watching you slowly give up...

I really do think Fleck is the next super star coach and there isn't much out there. Oregon probably fucks this up and hires the Boise State guy that can't even win the WAC.

It'll be fun revisiting this prediction in 3-5 years.

How many "super star" coaches do you think there are in college football who would be considered a HOME RUN hire at any school in the country?

Saban. Meyer. Harbaugh. And, yes, Petersen.

We will see on Swinney after his QB is finished at Clemson.

Texas — with all its resources and built-in advantages — just hired the Next Big Thing whose team will miss the Top 25 and finished in the middle of the pack in a mid-major conference.

LSU, for God's sake, looked at what was available and chose to promote Ed Fucking Orgeron when they figured out Tom Herman was going to Texas.

The Huskies got lucky Chris Petersen was ready to leave Boise and UW was a job he was willing to take.

Oregon's chances of being just as fortunate are very, very small.

 

[topdawgnc]

Yes!!!

Now go get PJ Fleck so we can Row the Boat up to Lake Washington and whip some Doog ass again!

It's going to be fun watching you slowly give up...

I really do think Fleck is the next super star coach and there isn't much out there. Oregon probably fucks this up and hires the Boise State guy that can't even win the WAC.

It'll be fun revisiting this prediction in 3-5 years.

How many "super star" coaches do you think there are in college football who would be considered a HOME RUN hire at any school in the country?

Saban. Meyer. Harbaugh. And, yes, Petersen.

We will see on Swinney after his QB is finished at Clemson.

Texas — with all its resources and built-in advantages — just hired the Next Big Thing whose team will miss the Top 25 and finished in the middle of the pack in a mid-major conference.

LSU, for God's sake, looked at what was available and chose to promote Ed Fucking Orgeron when they figured out Tom Herman was going to Texas.

The Huskies got lucky Chris Petersen was ready to leave Boise and UW was a job he was willing to take.

Oregon's chances of being just as fortunate are very, very small.

LSU did quit football yesterday, however, they don't have any cash.

The state is bankrupt.

It was a brilliant move.

Good recruiter who will bring in a shit ton of talent.

When oil prices rebound and LA is flush with cash again ...