NOC Civil War Mark Helfrich Swan Song Gaymethred

[AZDuck]

I think Helfrich has saved his job today.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAfuckyou

 

[AZDuck]

You're looking LIVE at the Hatfield-Dowling Football Complex in Eugene, Oregon

 

[AZDuck]

Looks like we're going into the half tied. The difference is that Gary Anderson is a sentient human being and will adjust the the few things that Oregon has done right in the first half.

 

[HFNY]

Take Oregon State and get 1.5 points in the second half?

 

[AZDuck]

Until last week, Mark Helfrich had never won a game where he was tied or behind at the half

 

[HFNY]

Thanks...figured I'd throw my weekly paycheck (about $35) behind OSU for some excitement.

Until last week, Mark Helfrich had never won a game where he was tied or behind at the half

 

[AZDuck]

Yeah, we don't do halftime adjustments

 

[AZDuck]

Oregon goes up 21-14 after a nice defensive stop and good running from both Freeman and Brooks-James.

 

[priapism]

What a crappy call on OSU for being "off-sides" on that "upside/onside" kick. They got the ball back, but the refs don't like Beavers in this one.

 

[Meek]

Maybe, just maybe Helfrich will actually be fired on the dirt runway of Tillamook County Regional Airstrip tonight.

 

[jecornel]

Nall good. Nall big and strong. Tearing duck asshole

 

[RoadTrip]

When was the last time OSU beat Ou? dooks going down. Does Hellfire keep his job?

 

[jecornel]

I don't know how you keep him. He is burnt duck

 

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

Thread should be retitled AZDuck echo chamber.

 

[jecornel]

Worst drop I've ever seen

 

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

LOL

The most fitting incompletion in the history of the Civil War.

 

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

Good to see Helfrich still fighting with these last-second timeouts down 10 points.

Pure comedy.

 

[BabsGilbyTawdTy]

Hope the No Natty guy is on hand to escort the Duck to their locker room.

 

[PineapplePirate]

NVM

 

[priapism]

Helfrich and Willingham both always look like they seem to be constantly exercising their anal muscles with those perma-tense facial expressions of theirs.
Looks like Oregon finally found their disciplinarian -> players drop easy passes and there's a mysterious, over-all, lack of execution everywhere. They should be fine tho in about 15 years.