Mind blown about Chip Kelly

[topdawgnc]

As for Kelly, he has said he wants to remain in the NFL, but not everyone is confident that is the case. One source said that if the Navy job had opened, he just might have been intrigued. Don't laugh. He enjoyed his obscure years at New Hampshire and he operated in relative obscurity from a media standpoint at Oregon, at least compared with day-to-day life in Philly.

Can you imagine that coup ...

Navy scores Chip Kelly because he hates people that much.

 

[PurpleJ]

Chip Kelly is Damone?

 

[doogsinparadise]

 

[BearsWiin]

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

 

[dongman]

I'd climb that tower, one peg at a time.

 

[PurpleJ]

If Damone is Chip, then Damone must be gay?

 

[dnc]

If Damone is Chip, then Damone must be a fat lesbo?

 

[PurpleJ]

I apologize for my display of cis privilege. I forgot that Chip identified as a woman.

 

[AZDuck]

 

[bananasnblondes]

Chip wouldn't be able to control himself around all those sailors

 

[Southerndawg]

Chip wouldn't be able to control himself around all those sailors

Chip agrees

 

[BearsWiin]

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

 

[AZDuck]

That's pretty much how it goes around here. I'm used to it

 

[BearsWiin]

Get fisted

 

[H_D]

Plagarism my shit, fucko!

 

[ntxduck]

Over 5 replies and not one comment about chip kelly and seamen? Disappointed in you all

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

Seaman double entendre funny.

George Takei fucking hilarious.

Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.

 

[BearsWiin]

Boy howdy that's some nice seamen

Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist

Seaman double entendre funny.

George Takei fucking hilarious.

Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.

Seamen by itself is only marginally funny, kinda the obvious joke, which is why I spruced it up with the daffy phrase "boy howdy."

deconstruction

 

[TommySQC]

Over 5 replies and not one comment about chip kelly and seamen? Disappointed in you all

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