Now wait just a goddamn minute. I make the seamen joke, and you get all the awesomes? Fuck all of you all with Harvey's ridiculously pretentious upscale Sur La Table cheese grater, lightly oiled, with a twist
Seaman double entendre funny.
George Takei fucking hilarious.
Howard Stern has made millions off this simple fact.
Seamen by itself is only marginally funny, kinda the obvious joke, which is why I spruced it up with the daffy phrase "boy howdy."
deconstruction
See, man,* I'm confident I'm still gonna get more awesomes by posting this Takei pic than circling back and whining like a Women's Study major at Berkeley.
*running the double entendre back at you.
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