Passion
New Fish
Dear Passion,
Hey dude! You sound like a really cool bro. Glad you like Husky football. Here's the think though, man. We have plenty of O linemen. You've got a Tufunga, your Coleman Sheltons , your Andrew Kirklands. They have all done some nice things at practice and we're really psyched about the future. You also need to remember that linemen don't score touchdowns. I've brought in some guys, your Stringfellows, your John Ross's, maybe a Marvin Hall. They are doing some nice thing for us. These are all guys that could possibly play for Oregon. I don't know if you noticed but they are really good and we played them tough for 3 quarters this year.
Anyways, thanks for the letter. You sound cool. Maybe we could go hang out in Pioneer Square sometime. Woody doesn't really care what I do on any night except Saturday.
Peace out, bro,
The Sarkinator aka Sarknado
#housemoneybitches
LOL! Pioneer Square...love it.