Message to Sark.

Dear Passion,

Hey dude! You sound like a really cool bro. Glad you like Husky football. Here's the think though, man. We have plenty of O linemen. You've got a Tufunga, your Coleman Sheltons , your Andrew Kirklands. They have all done some nice things at practice and we're really psyched about the future. You also need to remember that linemen don't score touchdowns. I've brought in some guys, your Stringfellows, your John Ross's, maybe a Marvin Hall. They are doing some nice thing for us. These are all guys that could possibly play for Oregon. I don't know if you noticed but they are really good and we played them tough for 3 quarters this year.

Anyways, thanks for the letter. You sound cool. Maybe we could go hang out in Pioneer Square sometime. Woody doesn't really care what I do on any night except Saturday.

Peace out, bro,
The Sarkinator aka Sarknado
#housemoneybitches

LOL! Pioneer Square...love it.
 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
Huh?

Poasted in a different thread.
whoosh

Disagree. It was a whoosh hidden inside a whoosh.
what's your totem?

 
I thought the Fat Club Hopping Hamster does his shots and skirt chasing more in Downtown Bellevue? Couldn't surprise me if he jumped across the lake for better chance at co-ed fur in Seattle.

Exactly what value is he bringing to the table for $10 million if he has made off of us if he is 21-20 in conference, gets face fucked annually, and then tries to take it out on 20 somethings around town? It's like he is flipping us off as he laughs all the way to the bank!
 
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