Mariners update

Tickets are still available via ticket master in nearly every section of the lower level between 1-3rd base for Opening Fucking Day.

And we thought Jen had ticket selling issues
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
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Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
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The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
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Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
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hardy har har
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Sweep
 
I love the Mariners losing. It's the same shit year after year. If the are supposed to be good, they are awful. If they are expected to suck, they do well, just not well enough.

First Z and Wakamatsu were the answer after over achieving their first year. Then disaster. Then McLendon. Next year, he's gone.

Now Dipoto. He likely sucks too (the Segura/Hanniger trade was a good one though). The Angels were a mess by the time he was fired and their farm system was supposedly terrible.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.halo...0/mlb-angels-keith-law-farm-prospect-rankings
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How many managers have had their careers ruined by coming to seattle? One guy had a stroke and nearly died mid season. Managers are already basically helpless out there.. surely there's go to be a better career choice than putting your life on the line for the worst team in the history of sports. Holy fuck all
 
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Make that 4 in a row.
World series here we come.

This is playing out exactly as I said. They will probably be 5 to 10 games above 500 by mid may and fizzle out in august
 
Well I'll admit I'm a die-hard M and I'm officially horny for Haniger.. Motter will be there soon
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Motter's going to fall apart at some poont. I'm with you on Hay n***** though.
 
90-72 just requires being 18 games over .500 ... over a 6 month season that's basically 15-12 every month ...

Get to the end of April at or around .500 and you're generally on schedule ...

Next milestone is to get to Memorial Day at or around 3-5 games over .500 ...

Then get to the 4th of July at 8-10 games over .500 ...

Then have a strong August/September and in particular dominate the teams that are out of the race ...

The schedule for the Mariners will be interesting this year as the travel is definitely different with periods where they are hardly at home (not home the rest of April) and some periods where they are almost always at home.

 
The season depends on the starting rotation. I'm buying Paxton. He just needs to stay healthy. I think Felix is about done. If he can even pitch to last year's level for a full season, it's a win.

If they can get to July in contention, a deal has to be made for a starter. They won't survive as is, especially considering the bullpen is mostly subpar.
 
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