Mariners update

This site's got me reading the twatters and looking for the 'chincredible' button even though I looked for the same button 3 twats ago and realized what site I was on....momentarily
 
This site's got me reading the twatters and looking for the 'chincredible' button even though I looked for the same button 3 twats ago and realized what site I was on....momentarily
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chinsightful
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform this badly
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
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Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
 
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they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Click to expand...

Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
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Those offenses were expected to be hot garbage and nowhere near as talented as this one
They were top 5 in baseball in runs last year
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Click to expand...

Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
Click to expand...
Those offenses were expected to be hot garbage and nowhere near as talented as this one
They were top 5 in baseball in runs last year
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That was last year.
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Click to expand...

Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
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The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Click to expand...

Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
Click to expand...

The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
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Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
 
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Click to expand...

Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
Click to expand...

The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
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Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
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hardy har har
 
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If they didn't shit the bed enough today ... there's the news that tomorrow's first pitch will be thrown out by Willie Bloomquist ...

It's their 40th anniversary season ... THAT'S the best they could come up with?

If there's any lower that this franchise can get, I can't wait to get my popcorn ready and watch it.
 
I love the Mariners losing. It's the same shit year after year. If the are supposed to be good, they are awful. If they are expected to suck, they do well, just not well enough.

First Z and Wakamatsu were the answer after over achieving their first year. Then disaster. Then McLendon. Next year, he's gone.

Now Dipoto. He likely sucks too (the Segura/Hanniger trade was a good one though). The Angels were a mess by the time he was fired and their farm system was supposedly terrible.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.halo...0/mlb-angels-keith-law-farm-prospect-rankings
 
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