Lanning to aTm

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So have we decided that Lanning is good now?

To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.

Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.

Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.

But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative

This board has developed brain rot this season.

Why?

Ask your southern boy from tejas.

There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003

Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.

Cant imagine why

Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.

Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.

Ah, I see he is from Missouri.

Still southern cuntry.

Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.

Kick rocks

He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.

He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.
 
The fucking scenes if this happens

Doesn't this MF have a tattoo of his wife with an Oregon tattoo on her throat?

Yup. He put in more thought to the visual and thematic elements of that tattoo than most Art History grad students do their thesis papers.
https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/20...-sauphia-with-several-meaningful-symbols.html

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Even @GrandpaSankey can see the state of Texas above her left breast. The fact that it’s on the left is significant because that is also the side most commonly associated with the heart and love. Additionally, when looking at masculine and feminine energies, feminine is also on the left and that energy commonly associated with being a mother.

Like I said, even @GrandpaSankey can see that Lanning loves Texas as much as his mother.

Lanning to ATM confirmed.
 
So have we decided that Lanning is good now?

To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.

Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.

Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.

But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative

This board has developed brain rot this season.

Why?

Ask your southern boy from tejas.

There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003

Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.

Cant imagine why

Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.

Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.

Ah, I see he is from Missouri.

Still southern cuntry.

Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.

Kick rocks

He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.

He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.

He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.
 
So have we decided that Lanning is good now?

To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.

Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.

Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.

But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative

This board has developed brain rot this season.

Why?

Ask your southern boy from tejas.

There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003

Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.

Cant imagine why

Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.

Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.

Ah, I see he is from Missouri.

Still southern cuntry.

Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.

Kick rocks

He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.

He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.

He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.

So you’re saying when Oklahoma or Texas fire their retards … bad tattoo guy is first in line?
 
I don't think Lanning would take that jerb BUT I also don't know how any Duck fan could ever be confident that an HC would stay.

Guessing this is Lanning's Auburn that gets him a big raise and he's gonezo next year or the year after.
 
http://twitter.com/gswaim/status/1723794335970279505?s=61&t=3gKY2Krh9MSVITp-U2ssLw

So many chins for this post.

I'd think you all would want Lannbo to STAY forever. 0-2 vs UW and guaranteed to blow 1-2 games per year with asinine playcalls.

Isn’t this handle a bunch of bullshit anyway?

Yes, the dude is a nobody fishing for clicks. Hence it going viral on this bored. #notrootedinsubstance
 
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.

Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.
 
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The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.

Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.

Helfrich was fired because he was a fucking loser who made terrible coordinator hires
 
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.

Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.

Helfrich was fired because he was a fucking loser who made terrible coordinator hires

I miss him
 
All jokes aside, I think Sanders could do some damage at A&M. Honestly, what do they have to lose. Nothing and nobody ever works down there, and it makes no sense. They have an endowment that is literally 5X what UW's is (and UW isn't poor by any stretch), and it has a lore to people that I do not understand. College Station, IMO, sucks, the campus has no real redeeming qualities and their football history is ok, at best.

So with all that, why wouldn't you swing for the fence. Take a guy who has a high ceiling and low floor and see what happens. Sanders could recruit the living fuck out of the states of Texas, Louisiana and Florida, which are as fertile as it gets, and continue what he's doing at Colorado. Yeah, they're losing games, but they're in them all but one. Even @GrandpaSankey can see he's leveled them up in year 1, haterade or no haterade.

If I'm A&M, I'd try that one on for a few seasons. Sanders already has money, and he's hungry to show people he can coach at this level, so he probably wouldn't make them break the bank - but even if he did, their bank is so fucking huge that it just doesn't matter.
 
All jokes aside, I think Sanders could do some damage at A&M. Honestly, what do they have to lose. Nothing and nobody ever works down there, and it makes no sense. They have an endowment that is literally 5X what UW's is (and UW isn't poor by any stretch), and it has a lore to people that I do not understand. College Station, IMO, sucks, the campus has no real redeeming qualities and their football history is ok, at best.

So with all that, why wouldn't you swing for the fence. Take a guy who has a high ceiling and low floor and see what happens. Sanders could recruit the living fuck out of the states of Texas, Louisiana and Florida, which are as fertile as it gets, and continue what he's doing at Colorado. Yeah, they're losing games, but they're in them all but one. Even @GrandpaSankey can see he's leveled them up in year 1, haterade or no haterade.

If I'm A&M, I'd try that one on for a few seasons. Sanders already has money, and he's hungry to show people he can coach at this level, so he probably wouldn't make them break the bank - but even if he did, their bank is so fucking huge that it just doesn't matter.

Their boosters actually hate black people. More likely to hire colonel sanders than Deion sanders.
 
I don't think Lanning would take that jerb BUT I also don't know how any Duck fan could ever be confident that an HC would stay.

Guessing this is Lanning's Auburn that gets him a big raise and he's gonezo next year or the year after.

It’s a sample size of two. The move to the Big 10 should help retain the HC save a coach that has a “dream job” or they’re so good that Bama or Ohio St come calling.
 
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