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So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
This board has developed brain rot this season.
Why?
Ask your southern boy from tejas.
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.
Cant imagine why
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.
http://twitter.com/gswaim/status/1723794335970279505?s=61&t=3gKY2Krh9MSVITp-U2ssLw
The fucking scenes if this happens
Doesn't this MF have a tattoo of his wife with an Oregon tattoo on her throat?
Yup. He put in more thought to the visual and thematic elements of that tattoo than most Art History grad students do their thesis papers.
https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/20...-sauphia-with-several-meaningful-symbols.html
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So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
This board has developed brain rot this season.
Why?
Ask your southern boy from tejas.
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.
Cant imagine why
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.
So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
This board has developed brain rot this season.
Why?
Ask your southern boy from tejas.
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.
Cant imagine why
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.
He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.
http://twitter.com/gswaim/status/1723794335970279505?s=61&t=3gKY2Krh9MSVITp-U2ssLw
So many chins for this post.
I'd think you all would want Lannbo to STAY forever. 0-2 vs UW and guaranteed to blow 1-2 games per year with asinine playcalls.
Isn’t this handle a bunch of bullshit anyway?
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.
Helfrich was fired because he was a fucking loser who made terrible coordinator hires
According to SportsLine oddsmakers, DeBoner has better odds of becoming the new A&M head coach than Lanning.
https://sportsline.com/cfb/news/next-texas-a-m-coach-odds-jeff-traylor-mike-elko-kalen-deboer-favored-deion-sanders-urban-meyer-longshots-to-replace-fired-jimbo-fisher/
According to SportsLine oddsmakers, DeBoner has better odds of becoming the new A&M head coach than Lanning.
All jokes aside, I think Sanders could do some damage at A&M. Honestly, what do they have to lose. Nothing and nobody ever works down there, and it makes no sense. They have an endowment that is literally 5X what UW's is (and UW isn't poor by any stretch), and it has a lore to people that I do not understand. College Station, IMO, sucks, the campus has no real redeeming qualities and their football history is ok, at best.
So with all that, why wouldn't you swing for the fence. Take a guy who has a high ceiling and low floor and see what happens. Sanders could recruit the living fuck out of the states of Texas, Louisiana and Florida, which are as fertile as it gets, and continue what he's doing at Colorado. Yeah, they're losing games, but they're in them all but one. Even @GrandpaSankey can see he's leveled them up in year 1, haterade or no haterade.
If I'm A&M, I'd try that one on for a few seasons. Sanders already has money, and he's hungry to show people he can coach at this level, so he probably wouldn't make them break the bank - but even if he did, their bank is so fucking huge that it just doesn't matter.
I don't think Lanning would take that jerb BUT I also don't know how any Duck fan could ever be confident that an HC would stay.
Guessing this is Lanning's Auburn that gets him a big raise and he's gonezo next year or the year after.