Laiatu Latu, 4* 2019 BUCK, Carmichael (Jesuit), CA (Committed)

[FireCohen]

https://twitter.com/Kalepo206/status/1074927892621012992

We all know what the Kalepo eyes mean...

kalepo never sleeps. we need to cut deal for him he deserves fucking bonerpopers paycheck. #firebonerpoper, but please replace him with a black coach. lets not go full USC mode now

 

[backthepack]

#FIREBONER #FIREPOWPOW #FIREGREG

 

[DawgFader]

The only thing that will save Helton's job is a Pac-12 Title/NY6 Bowl. Recruits know he is a sitting duck and are heading elsewhere. Man is it a great time to be a Dawg fan.

USC’s dreaming like.....

 

[backthepack]

PETERSEN IS THE BEST DUCKING COACH IN THE CUNTRY FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

 

[LaMichael_Corleone]

"Hearing that Carmichael (Calif.) four-star defensive end Laitatu Latu will announce he will sign with Washington tomorrow. One source told me he committed to Washington at dinner on his official visit this weekend and we have a source confirming that he has now told USC and Cal that he will go to Washington as well. This is a punch in the gut for USC, who recruited Latu extremely hard. In general, USC has struck out on the majority of its top Polynesian recruits this cycle. USC had been very strong in that area the past few classes, but the 5-7 season obviously did not help matters."

- Sad USC mod

They'll whiff on Drake Jackson also... L O L

Only issue with that is that we do need USC to be good for PAC 12 perception. Obviously I want to go 15-0 winning every game 69-0 every year but if USC sucks it will reinforce the idea that the PAC sucks. If USC UCLA and Oregon are good we will get that perception bullshit.

I'm just kidding. Fuck USC. Give us Kyle Ford and Latu.

After this 2020 class that they hopefully fuck up, we actually do need USC to turn it around. I always tell Oregon fans that the only reason they had a run is because USC and UDUB were down. If we can level up as we’ve done from 2016 to 17 from 17 to 18 and now from 18 to this year in that same ascending fashion in 2020, I’d like to see them hire someone who can at least get them to winning the PAC-12 south with some regularity as if that was the hardest accomplishment in the world.

Until then, fuck them and fuck Oregon as well. Give me Latu, Hammer, and Ford (never gonna happen and never gonna let my mind think it will happen) and we’ll see you in back to back natties. EAT MY FUCKING ASS.

 

[ZoneUW]

https://twitter.com/Kalepo206/status/1074927892621012992

We all know what the Kalepo eyes mean...

kalepo never sleeps. we need to cut deal for him he deserves fucking bonerpopers paycheck. #firebonerpoper, but please replace him with a black coach. lets not go full USC mode now

hmm... Lavon Coleman?

 

[FireCohen]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK U!!! FOR BEING TOO STUPID NOT TO GET INTO UW. my retarded ass got in

 

[DoogCourics]

USC mod says that it's a done deal. He committed at the team dinner on Saturday. He's saying that he also has a source that says he already told the Cal and USC coaches that he is heading to UW.

When you got some good USC fan reactions be sure to share the carnage lol

I think their whole board is asleep so I’ll grab some in the morning, but here is the first:

Nah. Ain't happening. Has to be a Trojan. Petersen can't recruit.

 

[JustWinNow]

"Hearing that Carmichael (Calif.) four-star defensive end Laitatu Latu will announce he will sign with Washington tomorrow. One source told me he committed to Washington at dinner on his official visit this weekend and we have a source confirming that he has now told USC and Cal that he will go to Washington as well. This is a punch in the gut for USC, who recruited Latu extremely hard. In general, USC has struck out on the majority of its top Polynesian recruits this cycle. USC had been very strong in that area the past few classes, but the 5-7 season obviously did not help matters."

- Sad USC mod

They'll whiff on Drake Jackson also... L O L

Only issue with that is that we do need USC to be good for PAC 12 perception. Obviously I want to go 15-0 winning every game 69-0 every year but if USC sucks it will reinforce the idea that the PAC sucks. If USC UCLA and Oregon are good we will get that perception bullshit.

I'm just kidding. Fuck USC. Give us Kyle Ford and Latu.

It looks like it will be the UW in the north and STDU in the south. Fuck yeah bitch! I'm from a LA and I hate UCLA and USC Dawgs for life bitch! Eat my fucken ass! (Trade Mark of CM)

 

[FireCohen]

"Hearing that Carmichael (Calif.) four-star defensive end Laitatu Latu will announce he will sign with Washington tomorrow. One source told me he committed to Washington at dinner on his official visit this weekend and we have a source confirming that he has now told USC and Cal that he will go to Washington as well. This is a punch in the gut for USC, who recruited Latu extremely hard. In general, USC has struck out on the majority of its top Polynesian recruits this cycle. USC had been very strong in that area the past few classes, but the 5-7 season obviously did not help matters."

- Sad USC mod

They'll whiff on Drake Jackson also... L O L

Only issue with that is that we do need USC to be good for PAC 12 perception. Obviously I want to go 15-0 winning every game 69-0 every year but if USC sucks it will reinforce the idea that the PAC sucks. If USC UCLA and Oregon are good we will get that perception bullshit.

I'm just kidding. Fuck USC. Give us Kyle Ford and Latu.

It looks like it will be the UW in the north and STDU in the south. Fuck yeah bitch! I'm from a LA and I hate UCLA and USC Dawgs for life bitch! Eat my ass! (Trade Mark of CM)

eat my fucking ass*

 

[ZoneUW]

"Hearing that Carmichael (Calif.) four-star defensive end Laitatu Latu will announce he will sign with Washington tomorrow. One source told me he committed to Washington at dinner on his official visit this weekend and we have a source confirming that he has now told USC and Cal that he will go to Washington as well. This is a punch in the gut for USC, who recruited Latu extremely hard. In general, USC has struck out on the majority of its top Polynesian recruits this cycle. USC had been very strong in that area the past few classes, but the 5-7 season obviously did not help matters."

- Sad USC mod

They'll whiff on Drake Jackson also... L O L

Only issue with that is that we do need USC to be good for PAC 12 perception. Obviously I want to go 15-0 winning every game 69-0 every year but if USC sucks it will reinforce the idea that the PAC sucks. If USC UCLA and Oregon are good we will get that perception bullshit.

I'm just kidding. Fuck USC. Give us Kyle Ford and Latu.

It looks like it will be the UW in the north and STDU in the south. Fuck yeah bitch! I'm from a LA and I hate UCLA and USC Dawgs for life bitch! Eat my ass! (Trade Mark of CM)

Dont sleep on #MYBUFFS SEC FAR WEST BABY

 

[JustWinNow]

God damn it I can't fucken do anything right. Fuck

 

[DoogCourics]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

 

[backthepack]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

HAHA FUCK NE FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE

 

[FireCohen]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

u need to add more fucks in there if you going to imitate DDY, have some respect

 

[backthepack]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK U!!! FOR BEING TOO STUPID NOT TO GET INTO UW. my retarded ass got in

IN MY DEFENSE I GOT A 1500 on MY SAT AND SOMEHOW DIDNT GET IN. A 3.2 GPA WILL DO IT TO YA I GUESS. FUCK UW FOR ACCEPTING IN STATE STUDENTS AT A LOWER CLIP THAN OUT OF STATE KIDS. FUCK ADMISSIONS BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS FOOTBALL PROGRUM. IT WILL FOREVER HAVE MY HEART. I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK FOR GRAD SCHOOL ANYWAYS. BUT GO FUCKING DWAGS AND EAT MY FUCKING ASS.

 

[DoogCourics]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

u need to add more fucks in there if you going to imitate DDY, have some respect

Nah, pulled this from BTP meltdown after Cal loss.

Love the kid but he’s a shit drunk. Too emotional, susceptible to mood swings.

 

[backthepack]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

u need to add more fucks in there if you going to imitate DDY, have some respect

Nah, pulled this from BTP meltdown after Cal loss.

Love the kid but he’s a shit drunk. Too emotional, susceptible to mood swings.

SOUND FAMILIAR?

 

[DoogCourics]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

u need to add more fucks in there if you going to imitate DDY, have some respect

Nah, pulled this from BTP meltdown after Cal loss.

Love the kid but he’s a shit drunk. Too emotional, susceptible to mood swings.

SOUND FAMILIAR?

Well fuck me.... DDY Jr?

 

[backthepack]

FUCK YES!! I LOVE CHRIS PETERSEN!! I LOVE THIS PROGRUM!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! KWAT CAN FUCKING CROOT NOW BITCHES!! ITS FUCKING OVER!! CHRIST PETERSEN IS THE BEST CORCH IN TE CUNTRY DAMMIT! WATCH TE FUCK OUT HOES!

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

u need to add more fucks in there if you going to imitate DDY, have some respect

Nah, pulled this from BTP meltdown after Cal loss.

Love the kid but he’s a shit drunk. Too emotional, susceptible to mood swings.

AWWWW LOVE YOU TOO DOOGCOURICS

I WOULD LOVE TO GET SHIT PLASTERED WITH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! GO MFIN DWAGS EMFA!!!