Joey’s B1G thoughts from week one

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Huskies looked better than last year. It was a pretty low bar. If the game were 38-10 going into late fourth quarter and CSU back doored our ass I don’t think we’d care as much. One fumble did a lot of damage.

Kalen is in hot water down in Bammers. Oh well, that’s where he wanted to be. Apparently his old lady is getting harassed in the grocery store and told to LEAVE. Sad. Play stupid games… win stupid prizes. But according to loser media guysm around here you just HAVE to take that job.

Ol’ Bill B might be a loser college head coach but he’s banging a 25 year old hottie. So he still wins.

I’m hearing it’s Oregon’s greatest team since last year. Hang the banner. Cancel the season. Give Moore the Heisman. Or just let us all play for second.

Coog almost Cooged. They’ll be geared up in a couple weeks though. Looking for a walk on from Sprague to make a major impact then be never heard from again.

Ryan Day won the Fake Tuff Guy bowel. He’s embracing the gray hair more however.

I love college football and can’t quit it worse than Brokeback.

#Shortparagraphs.
 
Before the game WoolleyDoog pointed out Lawyer Milloy hanging around the East endzone. So my buddy and I who brought our boys to the game said go ask that guy for his autograph. He’s a legend here. So the three 11 year old shitbirds we had with us walked over, introduced themselves and got a pretty cool photo with him.

CSB
 
The fumbled snap, snapfu was a massive swing. Probably end up with at least a field goal there and not giving CSU the ball back with much time. Easily possibly a 14-point swing.
I'm sure fat fuck Jimmy Sexton is already working the phones for Kalen's replacement.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
The fumbled snap, snapfu was a massive swing. Probably end up with at least a field goal there and not giving CSU the ball back with much time. Easily possibly a 14-point swing.
I'm sure fat fuck Jimmy Sexton is already working the phones for Kalen's replacement.
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I’m sure I’m not the first to say this but… Lannings already said NO
 
Joey said:
Before the game WoolleyDoog pointed out Lawyer Milloy hanging around the East endzone. So my buddy and I who brought our boys to the game said go ask that guy for his autograph. He’s a legend here. So the three 11 year old shitbirds we had with us walked over, introduced themselves and got a pretty cool photo with him.

CSB
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I got a selfie with him at the Capital Grille.
I win.
 
Joey said:
WoolleyDoog said:
The fumbled snap, snapfu was a massive swing. Probably end up with at least a field goal there and not giving CSU the ball back with much time. Easily possibly a 14-point swing.
I'm sure fat fuck Jimmy Sexton is already working the phones for Kalen's replacement.
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I’m sure I’m not the first to say this but… Lannings already said NO
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Yeah, we saw the hype video about it.
 
Day won a national championship and found himself. We can all aspire to follow a similar path. Too bad for him Judd Fusch is about to rock his world in three damn weeks.
 
The year is 2019, opening week of football, the defending FCS runner up is in town, our former 5-star recruit QB who hasn't played in 2 years and who sat behind our JAGy veteran is ripping it up, we eviscerate them, our coach who has been here for a while is recruiting at an even higher level and the young guys on the roster are even better than the NFL guys who have been drafted the past few years, nothing could possibly go wrong from here, right?
 
Here are the citations, dtd:
-you posting 1,000 after life-affirming win over Bobcat State
-Chatchy forking over the $9.99 for the high speed Hilton Honors wifi at the Smokey Point HGI so he can talk about the 2 level talent that beat Bobycat State
-DucksFC crawling out his gimphole in the tug
-Someone referenced Austin Novosad or some shit on a Husky board
-We natty
 
Joey said:
Huskies looked better than last year. It was a pretty low bar. If the game were 38-10 going into late fourth quarter and CSU back doored our ass I don’t think we’d care as much. One fumble did a lot of damage.

Kalen is in hot water down in Bammers. Oh well, that’s where he wanted to be. Apparently his old lady is getting harassed in the grocery store and told to LEAVE. Sad. Play stupid games… win stupid prizes. But according to loser media guysm around here you just HAVE to take that job.

Ol’ Bill B might be a loser college head coach but he’s banging a 25 year old hottie. So he still wins.

I’m hearing it’s Oregon’s greatest team since last year. Hang the banner. Cancel the season. Give Moore the Heisman. Or just let us all play for second.

Coog almost Cooged. They’ll be geared up in a couple weeks though. Looking for a walk on from Sprague to make a major impact then be never heard from again.

Ryan Day won the Fake Tuff Guy bowel. He’s embracing the gray hair more however.

I love college football and can’t quit it worse than Brokeback.

#Shortparagraphs.
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Greased up or not, if we? don't throttle the coog by multiple scores start looking for Fish's replacement.
This should be a bare minimum on this board.
 
UW_Doog_Bot said:
Joey said:
Huskies looked better than last year. It was a pretty low bar. If the game were 38-10 going into late fourth quarter and CSU back doored our ass I don’t think we’d care as much. One fumble did a lot of damage.

Kalen is in hot water down in Bammers. Oh well, that’s where he wanted to be. Apparently his old lady is getting harassed in the grocery store and told to LEAVE. Sad. Play stupid games… win stupid prizes. But according to loser media guysm around here you just HAVE to take that job.

Ol’ Bill B might be a loser college head coach but he’s banging a 25 year old hottie. So he still wins.

I’m hearing it’s Oregon’s greatest team since last year. Hang the banner. Cancel the season. Give Moore the Heisman. Or just let us all play for second.

Coog almost Cooged. They’ll be geared up in a couple weeks though. Looking for a walk on from Sprague to make a major impact then be never heard from again.

Ryan Day won the Fake Tuff Guy bowel. He’s embracing the gray hair more however.

I love college football and can’t quit it worse than Brokeback.

#Shortparagraphs.
Click to expand...
Greased up or not, if we? don't throttle the coog by multiple scores start looking for Fish's replacement.
This should be a bare minimum on this board.
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On face value, this seems appropriate. We have bigger and better athletes, way higher star ranking lol and a tad bit of continuity, whereas the Coogs have been gutted similar to us last season.

The Coogs will feed off how salty their fans are and make a game out of it. We seem to make critical mistakes when we are on the verge of taking control of a game, we’ll see. Just win and get to HS with OSU coming to town 3-0, that’s all
 
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