Ballz
New Fish
I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.
Black status denied! Real player would have banged her in the first class lavatory.
1. I can't even stand up straight in a fucking airplane lavatory. I'm a HUGE fucker.
2. Her age was ambiguous. She was young looking enough to easily still be in high school. I don't play that shit.
3. She wasn't bad enough to motivate me to even get her number.