Jay'Veon Sunday, 2020 3* RB, Waco (Connally), TX (Committed)

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Come on ballz, get it together

 

[CallMeBigErn]

I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?

Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.

Don't be a dick just because women never want to talk to you or give you compliments... or fuck you for that matter.

The weird thing to me is that you write about a totally routine and normal social interaction (her part anyway) as if you almost wooed her or just missed your chance or something.

I'm getting some serious incel vibes.

What the fuck are you even talking about? In what way did anything I posted read as I even wanted to fuck or "woo her". That wasn't the tone of it at all. It wasn't a routine social interaction you idiot. That was the point of the story. It was an awkward social interaction in which she said something to me too quietly for me to understand it or realize she was even speaking to me and so from her perspective it could have seemed like I completely ignored her compliment and then she had to continue to sit next to me for hours and wallow in awkwardness. It was just a funny funny ha ha to illicit a chuckle out of somebody who may have taken time to read it. Your reaction to it is bizarre and screams insecurity on your part. You obviously don't get a lot of attention from women. Not surprising, but there's no need to lash out at me because of it. Have a blessed day.

You really need to improve your gif selections.

This is a video of me reacting to your serial killer post. That's as real as it gets.

The emotion of that gif is of a kid that's in awe and amazement of something. You can see him saying "woah" as he views something moving back and forth. Not at all the snarky emotion you were trying to portray. Try harder next time.

Awe and amazement are precisely the emotions I felt.

 

[guntlove]

I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?

Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.

Don't be a dick just because women never want to talk to you or give you compliments... or fuck you for that matter.

The weird thing to me is that you write about a totally routine and normal social interaction (her part anyway) as if you almost wooed her or just missed your chance or something.

I'm getting some serious incel vibes.

What the fuck are you even talking about? In what way did anything I posted read as I even wanted to fuck or "woo her". That wasn't the tone of it at all. It wasn't a routine social interaction you idiot. That was the point of the story. It was an awkward social interaction in which she said something to me too quietly for me to understand it or realize she was even speaking to me and so from her perspective it could have seemed like I completely ignored her compliment and then she had to continue to sit next to me for hours and wallow in awkwardness. It was just a funny funny ha ha to illicit a chuckle out of somebody who may have taken time to read it. Your reaction to it is bizarre and screams insecurity on your part. You obviously don't get a lot of attention from women. Not surprising, but there's no need to lash out at me because of it. Have a blessed day[/b].

Warned.

 

[Ballz]

I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?

Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.

Don't be a dick just because women never want to talk to you or give you compliments... or fuck you for that matter.

The weird thing to me is that you write about a totally routine and normal social interaction (her part anyway) as if you almost wooed her or just missed your chance or something.

I'm getting some serious incel vibes.

What the fuck are you even talking about? In what way did anything I posted read as I even wanted to fuck or "woo her". That wasn't the tone of it at all. It wasn't a routine social interaction you idiot. That was the point of the story. It was an awkward social interaction in which she said something to me too quietly for me to understand it or realize she was even speaking to me and so from her perspective it could have seemed like I completely ignored her compliment and then she had to continue to sit next to me for hours and wallow in awkwardness. It was just a funny funny ha ha to illicit a chuckle out of somebody who may have taken time to read it. Your reaction to it is bizarre and screams insecurity on your part. You obviously don't get a lot of attention from women. Not surprising, but there's no need to lash out at me because of it. Have a blessed day.

You really need to improve your gif selections.

This is a video of me reacting to your serial killer post. That's as real as it gets.

The emotion of that gif is of a kid that's in awe and amazement of something. You can see him saying "woah" as he views something moving back and forth. Not at all the snarky emotion you were trying to portray. Try harder next time.

Awe and amazement are precisely the emotions I felt.

It just didn't hit the mark bro.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

A woman complimenting your shirt is a memorable interaction to you?

Embarrassing. This is one of those things you just keep to yourself.

Don't be a dick just because women never want to talk to you or give you compliments... or fuck you for that matter.

The weird thing to me is that you write about a totally routine and normal social interaction (her part anyway) as if you almost wooed her or just missed your chance or something.

I'm getting some serious incel vibes.

What the fuck are you even talking about? In what way did anything I posted read as I even wanted to fuck or "woo her". That wasn't the tone of it at all. It wasn't a routine social interaction you idiot. That was the point of the story. It was an awkward social interaction in which she said something to me too quietly for me to understand it or realize she was even speaking to me and so from her perspective it could have seemed like I completely ignored her compliment and then she had to continue to sit next to me for hours and wallow in awkwardness. It was just a funny funny ha ha to illicit a chuckle out of somebody who may have taken time to read it. Your reaction to it is bizarre and screams insecurity on your part. You obviously don't get a lot of attention from women. Not surprising, but there's no need to lash out at me because of it. Have a blessed day.

You really need to improve your gif selections.

This is a video of me reacting to your serial killer post. That's as real as it gets.

The emotion of that gif is of a kid that's in awe and amazement of something. You can see him saying "woah" as he views something moving back and forth. Not at all the snarky emotion you were trying to portray. Try harder next time.

Awe and amazement are precisely the emotions I felt.

It just didn't hit the mark bro.

That's a bummer, man. That's a bummer.

 

[Houhusky]

You havent had the REAL first class experience until you get stranded at 4 am in Addis Ababa Ethiopia, forced to drive across town in a "taxi" who kept his A/C and headlights off in the middle of the night to conserve gas, get dropped off at a stunningly nice hotel across the street from a slum built from the literal bombed out building where you and your bags are xray scanned and bomb swabbed before entering the hotel, sleep for 14 hours in your room that looks like it was decorated by a small time tropical island dictator/coke dealer, return to the airport at 10 pm only to find it looks like a Mogadishu marketplace meets world war z with thousands of people randomly milling about the parking lot in the pitch black and then finally get placed back in first class next to some high level, dying, African dignitary on his way to likely die in some European hospital, and then catch whatever god forsaken east African virus the dude was carrying and shit your brains out a month after you get home.

The first class Lufthansa flight out was really nice though.

 

[ExtraChrisB]

The thought of Jay'veon googling himself, popping in this thread to check out what UW fans are saying about him, and coming across this is...something.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

The thought of Jay'veon googling himself, popping in this thread to check out what UW fans are saying about him, and coming across this is...something.

I think this forum should be member only for this reason

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

 

[Swaye]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

 

[AtomicDawg]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.

Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.

 

[AtomicDawg]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.

Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.

Magnolia is for fags. But my wife would make me go there if we were close. Sometimes fagging it up gets you a BJ so it can be worth it. Been to Waco for work before. The rape culture was strong there. Absolute gross town though. Props to Sunday for getting away.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.

Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.

Magnolia is for fags. But my wife would make me go there if we were close. Sometimes fagging it up gets you a BJ so it can be worth it. Been to Waco for work before. The rape culture was strong there. Absolute gross town though. Props to Sunday for getting away.

Yea...

 

[ZoneUW]

So thanks for all the horrible advice assholes. I’m sure you missed me last night, I was shit faced. Made it to Waco, luggage didn’t. Luckily I carried on my suit, shirt, and tie. Still fucking drunk I get up at 6:30a to eat and sober up. Caught a lyft to Walmart as nothing else was fucking open. Some how kinda found a pair of shoes and belt to match. Finish getting ready. Go to my fucking interview still kinda drunk. It was an all day thing and so I spent 6 hrs just waiting to take a fucking nap.

Miracle if I get this one... Swaye, you hiring?

I wouldn’t give up hope. Chip and Joanna are very understanding and sure to overlook your drunkenness. It’s not over til they sign.

Went to magnolia. Joanna’s hot but magnolia is fucking dumb.

Magnolia is for fags. But my wife would make me go there if we were close. Sometimes fagging it up gets you a BJ so it can be worth it. Been to Waco for work before. The rape culture was strong there. Absolute gross town though. Props to Sunday for getting away.

Paging @Rapeculturedawg

 

[Tequilla]

Best thing about being in Waco is leaving Waco

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Is Waco still considered the souwf?

Asken for a fren

 

[Swaye]

Waco could fit in perfectly in the "Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place" quote.

 

[FireCohen]

Waco could fit in perfectly in the "Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place" quote.

Bitch u live in a trailer park, should you be talking???

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

I once flew first class due to the airline double booking my basic coach seat so they had to give me an upgrade to an empty first class seat. It was great. I had no idea the food was so much better and they even give you little warm towels to clean your hands or face with. I sat next to this little book worm white girl with glasses who was reading a book the entire time. She wasn't bad but she wasn't unfuckable either. Anyway, during the flight I stood up briefly to take off my jacket revealing this dope shirt I had underneath. I heard her say something but it was too quite for me to make out what she said so I just ignored it figuring she was talking to a friend or family member. It took my brain a few seconds to put it together, but I later realized she had said "nice shirt" to me, but by that point it was too late and awkward to say "thanks" so I didn't say anything. Rest of the flight was super awkward. I don't think she looked away from her book the rest of the time we were in the air. Sad.

Black status denied! Real player would have banged her in the first class lavatory.