It's too damn hot outside drinks

I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.
 
I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.

You call yourself a kraut Messican ? Jeeze
 
I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.

You call yourself a kraut Messican ? Jeeze

100+ degrees changes your priorities
 
Any margarita is pretty good. It's hard to fuck up.

I'll drink vodka straight, on the rocks, as a Screwdriver, Cape Cod or mix all kinds of stuff. I can't drink beer anymore. It sucks.
 
I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.

You call yourself a kraut Messican ? Jeeze

100+ degrees changes your priorities

I used to think light beer was for feegs. But now I drink it a lot in the summer because I'm into yachting.
 
Nothing wrong with a classic Mojito. I have a mint plant growing on my patio just so I have some at the ready during the summer months.

Slap the mint in your hands to release more of the flavor. Thank me later.
 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
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Pina Colada for the misus.
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I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
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I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
View attachment 12224

Pina Colada for the misus.
View attachment 12225

I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
View attachment 12226

I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

Marry someone who is athletic and this lowers the risk.
 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
View attachment 12224

Pina Colada for the misus.
View attachment 12225

I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
View attachment 12226

I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

Marry someone who is athletic and this lowers the risk.

Wife is an ex track star. Different sets of issues but at least she knows how to workout.
 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
View attachment 12224

Pina Colada for the misus.
View attachment 12225

I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
View attachment 12226

I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

Marry someone who is athletic and this lowers the risk.

Wife is an ex track star. Different sets of issues but at least she knows how to workout.

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I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.

You call yourself a kraut Messican ? Jeeze

100+ degrees changes your priorities

I used to think light beer was for feegs. But now I drink it a lot in the summer because I'm into yachting.

New bored motto??
 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
View attachment 12224

Pina Colada for the misus.
View attachment 12225

I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
View attachment 12226

I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

Marry someone who is athletic and this lowers the risk.

Wife is an ex track star. Different sets of issues but at least she knows how to workout.

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That's field, not track. HTH.
 
So I took some of this bored's advice and made some rum drinks while it was 80+ at our friends' house(they've got a new pool).

Daq with ABC.
View attachment 12224

Pina Colada for the misus.
View attachment 12225

I couldn't find Flor de Cana without making a special trip but this was pretty damn good and $20/bottle.
View attachment 12226

I'll be trying out @Dennis_DeYoung 's jalapeno margarita recipe this weekend for Cinco while playing D&D with the misus and some friends.

Fuck yeah. I popped my cherry this weekend actually on making a pina colada from scratch this weekend. Went basic with just light bicardi, pineapple juice, cream of coconut and dash of bitters. Delicious but who knew cream of coconut had some many calories. Getting married[/i][/b] will turn a wife into a fatty in a hurry.

Marry someone who is athletic and this lowers the risk.

Wife is an ex track star. Different sets of issues but at least she knows how to workout.

View attachment 12266

That's field, not track. HTH.
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I've never liked the michelada

When it's hot I just pound the fuck out of light beer. Or vodka and Crystal light.

When it's hot out I'm either in a bar or at the pool. Anything more than those two is overkill.

You call yourself a kraut Messican ? Jeeze

100+ degrees changes your priorities

I used to think light beer was for feegs. But now I drink it a lot in the summer because I'm into yachting.

New bored motto??

I'm really classy in the summer time and don't tend to mix much with the fast strategy hoi polloi.

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So I was in Total Wine N' More which usually never let's me down selection and price wise and no Flor de Cana whatsoever. The fuck's up with that.
 
So I was in Total Wine N' More which usually never let's me down selection and price wise and no Flor de Cana whatsoever. The fuck's up with that.

I dont think they carry it. I went looking about 8 months ago and they didnt have it
 
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