He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China
Drinking tea is gay
Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).
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(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together
Heteros drink coffee.
*Black. With no cream or sugar.
And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFO