I'm not mad at DeBoer

He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

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(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFO

 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers[/b] or GTFO

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He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the program

Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?

We need that phetamine energy
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the program

Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?

We need that phetamine energy

Last week felt like a bad Dramamine trip minus all the spiders.
 
Was DeBoer worth the 9 million?

Hell fkn no. Penix made that offense sing. I noticed when D.Mo was in the game he didn't automagically look like a better QB. DeBoer hit the lottery with Penix who just needed a serviceable OL to work some magic. Kalen knew this and bailed. End of fukn story ..if he was a man he'd tithe 10% to Penix for the next 4 years.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.

idk, I stand with the poaster @CuntWaffle .
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.

I mean Tybo was playing playing pretty fast and KDB dipped ASAP…

Okay I’m done
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.

idk, I stand with the poaster @CuntWaffle .

I too thought Professor CuntWaffle's theory was plausible.
 
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He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

GTFOH, pal.

With your dainty euro trash coffee.
 
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He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFO

I’m a Peet’s man.

We always lose to CAL
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the program

Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?

We need that phetamine energy

I can drink more bourbon than Cousin Rufus.
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.

This is America.

 
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He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.

This is America.

Preach, brother, preach.
 
DeBoer is fucking scared.

He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.

It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.

That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.

What did I do?

Imagine Pete with DeBoer as OC and getting the fuck outta the way.

Might have had a chance against Crisco. A chance, I say.
 
He wasn't staying here for all the tea in China

Drinking tea is gay

Fuck you! Tea is the most consumed beverage in the world (excluding water).

View attachment 63525

(Daintily sips a cup of vanilla rooibos, pinky raised…because I’m a goddamn lady.)

Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do together

Heteros drink coffee.

*Black. With no cream or sugar.

Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.

Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.

This is America.

Water my espresso down, it’s too strong!
 
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