A REAL wife would not have committed to going to a boring office party on a game night. Just started a month ago = "Sorry, I already had plans but will see you at next year's event."
I have a conundrum
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EsophagealFeces
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I guess I should add: this job could eventually pay her enough to where I could be a less gay version of @BearsWiin and work at gun stores and golf courses for fun.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Your wife is a dumb bitch if she forces you to go to that
I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, drinking whiskey, smoking keef and talking shit
My girlfriend, and her girlfriend, are watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.
I tell her I'm a bigger cuog fan than she is and to STFU
Doog_de_Jour
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If you have a good woman, and a loving, strong marriage she’ll understand if you need to miss the office party this year and you’ll make it up to her (be sure to follow through).
Just have a conversation about it first obviously.
And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.
Just have a conversation about it first obviously.
And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.
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EsophagealFeces
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Yes, but I kinda already have that in the bag since my 40th is next month. If the Dwags make the Rose Bowel, I’ll be there, shit in throat, with a couple buddies
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Case closed.
Conversation?
Last night my wife asks if I'm watching the Seahawks game
No
I had a jacket because I was going to sneak a smoke
Why do you have a jacket?
You sure ask a lot of questions
It's called communicating
Oh that's what that is
End of story, Pod.
Naw man. Don't be that guy. Don't push a baby stroller either.
Don’t change anything.
It won’t impact the game but you’ll go fucking nuts if you change it up and they don’t win.
It won’t impact the game but you’ll go fucking nuts if you change it up and they don’t win.
This. We had a friend pass away a week or before the first Oregon game, memorial service day of. My wife asked if I was going and I said no, I’d be going but with the game happening even if I’m recording it.
She understood.
Gadzooks!
EsophagealFeces
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Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
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