I have a conundrum
- Thread starter EsophagealFeces
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Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
If the universe is just, he dutifully went to the stupid office party, but is having amazing post-victory coitus in the supply closet with the Mrs.
EsophagealFeces
Well-known poster
I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
EsophagealFeces
Well-known poster
I expected them to announce me as the game MVP, but I got big Penixed
Did you use your tears for victory self coitus?
Postal91
Active poster
That is beyond impressive that you were able to do all that and not watch the game until you got home. I commend you. After the family was done with our emotional crash we had a pair of moose show up to celebrate North Idaho style.
Appreciate the update and honestly I'm really glad that you made it back all right because it was looking messy.
#YouDaMVP
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
You’re a good husband.
FREE PUB!!!
My superstitions and rules for watching games are powerful.
I bought Mrs Nacho a new UW skinny can koozy for her Mich Ultra Golds (much better tasting than Mich Ultra btw) when I was in Seattle for the Utah game. As we were getting beer outta the fridge, she grabbed the new koozy and I made her put it away and grab the one she’s used during the year. She can use the new koozy after the natty game.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
My choices are:
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…
When I was 7 or 8, the Nacho family traveled to New Jersey for a Nacho family wedding.
Old Man Nacho (OMN) and uncle Nacho took 3 or 4 of the Nacho kids, ages from 7/8 to 12/13 to a game in an old school panel van.
On the way home, OMN and Uncle decide to stop at a bar and left us kids in the van for a good 2 hours.
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!
You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.
Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.
Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.
Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.
We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.
Postal91
Active poster
I volunteer my finishing oven to all ID HH brothers. It is a below ground steel 6' deep pit the previous meth cook property owner used for doing 'work' on cars. It was full of random burnt shit, which I didn't dare dig up (plausible deniability), so now I light up the sky with fires.
If you were yelling at Esophageal, he now has additional resources.
#JustDontDigUpTheRockGraveWithPurplePantiesHangingWithTrinketsFromTheFormerOwner
I don’t know what that all means but the Rathdrum/Athol vibe is strong.
Postal91
Active poster
It means that I inherited some fucked up shit here in North Idaho and I'm continuing the neighborly brotherhood
You don't fuck around with those two especially when there's a highway that says FAFO..... Shout out to the 41, please be kind to me and my family as we go to a ballet rehearsal in CDA.
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Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
Easy there, Boss.
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
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Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
Depends on how old one is
Ballet at Stateline > Ballet in CDA
IYKYK
PurpleJ
New Fish
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
My choices are:
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…
When I was 7 or 8, the Nacho family traveled to New Jersey for a Nacho family wedding.
Old Man Nacho (OMN) and uncle Nacho took 3 or 4 of the Nacho kids, ages from 7/8 to 12/13 to a game in an old school panel van.
On the way home, OMN and Uncle decide to stop at a bar and left us kids in the van for a good 2 hours.
I see nothing wrong with this.