Husky Jacks open thread [2019]

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Did we go 10-4 with a bowl loss yet?

Jokes on you we will go 13-0 and make the playoff next season

then lose and still not have won a meaningful game in the Pete era.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Jorts?

@WhiskeyDawg wheelhouse. He’s a jorts connisuere.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Heelys or GTFO

Such fag j

 

[MikeDamone]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

So getting blown by dudes has a place in your world. Got it.

 

[BennyBeaver]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

So getting blown by dudes has a place in your world. Got it.

A bj is a bj.

Who am I to judge?

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Slides> flip flops

If your feet are janky and you want to hide as much of them as possible while still wearing sandles, absolutely.

 

[PurpleJ]

https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1112821576980824064

If its cold enough that you need a jacket or fleece then you shouldn't be wearing shorts.

You've never gone out in shirts on a cold morning where you know it'll get nice and warm after a bit? I'd rather look like a tool in jacket and shirts for an hour or two in the morning than needlessly wear pants on a sunny day.

This is an important debate. Let's jack this thread

The souwf agrees. 30 degree swings in a day warrant shorts, flip flops, and zip up hoodie. Then unzip and roll the sleeves during the afternoon as temp increases and then take sleeves down and put hood back on for the afternoon hurricane.

No, just no.

Flip flops are not acceptable for adults anywhere except the beach.

I don't wear flip flops as they're not supportive or sturdy enough on the feet for the things I do. I allow myself one new pair of the basic Crocs (for lounging about the house/yard or a quick run to the store) and one new pair of soakable sandals (for basically everything else) every year. My feet get pretty hammered and torn up but I consider it an acceptable tradeoff for the comfort.

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. You look down and realize you’re gay.

1. getting a bj doesn't make you gay, the blower is gay, not the blowee
2. the hate on crocs is has gone to far. yes, they are ugly, but for wearing around the house, washing the car, on the dock or boat...they have their place

So getting blown by dudes has a place in your world. Got it.

A bj is a bj.

Who am I to judge?

Such fag glove

 

[chuck]

This has been a fun and productive threadjack. Nice work fellas.

Damone's comparison of wearing Crocs to getting a blow job from a man,while putting me briefly on the defensive, was the winner. Pretty fucking funny actually. FTG anyways.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Slides> flip flops

You wear white tube socks with black 3-stripe slides, right?

 

[RaceBannon]

I often wear slippers that look like moccasins but there is always someone who says - are you wearing slippers? Yes I am motherfucker. No socks

It is just about shorts weather again. We had an actual winter this year. Coldest and wettest in 132 years. Only 12 years left

Anyway short season kind of creeps up on you like Joe Biden and then it stays for the rest of the year like Cousin Eddie

 

[KrunkJuice]

https://247sports.com/college/washi...ghts-and-Weights-Have-Been-Updated-130817109/

At this pace, Culp will be playing DT by next year.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1113210453369380865

 

[NEsnake12]

Looks like MJ Ale is leaning out, now down below 350.

Fautanu up to 296 already is a great sign.

What the fuck is Ariel Ngata doing?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Think we* can call Burleson's couch sale official.

 

[FremontTroll]

Jordan Chin has quietly added 15 lbs in the last 2.5 years. This will be the year of the Chincredible.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Bandes lost 8 pound for SAC

 

[chuck]

Dick Newt gonna shock the world and be 1b this year? DDY?

 

[Neighbor2972]

Dick Newt & Kamari officially big backs
Draco has to be moving to WTE now, right?
Are we sure Fautanu can't play as a true freshman?
Mcgrew finally at a semi-respectable weight
Dev Culp to WTE?
Our DB room is fucking ridiculous, everyone around 200lbs

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Dick Newt & Kamari officially big backs[/b]
Draco has to be moving to WTE now, right?
Are we sure Fauatnu can't play as a true freshman?
Mcgrew finally at a semi-respectable weight
Dev Culp to WTE?
Our DB room is fucking ridiculous, everyone around 200lbs

Pleasant leads the team in carries in 2019.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Dick Newt & Kamari officially big backs[/b]
Draco has to be moving to WTE now, right?
Are we sure Fauatnu can't play as a true freshman?
Mcgrew finally at a semi-respectable weight
Dev Culp to WTE?
Our DB room is fucking ridiculous, everyone around 200lbs

Pleasant leads the team in carries in 2019.

I definitely want to see more of him.